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Naked Apes Took Up Reading Erotica
Just drained the last drop of coffee from it
Poppy, you're not overdressed, but I take great pleasure in removing each piece of clothing and carefully checking what's revealed
I am in desperate need of coffee
Nope, sorry. Have 600mg ibuprofene though...want one?
Today I learned that some people still don't understand you can't always speed up things by adding more workforce. It still is a fact, that nine women can't do in one month, what one woman can do in nine....
Give Bethliz a friendly peck on the cheek and start looking below for a good, passionate and arousing french kiss (one can always hope...)
Let's show Niki a good time Fred!
Yardarm
You all read dirty and raunchy magazines
When I was a kid, my parents went to the neighbours, who had a television, to watch the only available channel.
We did, but it wasn't half the fun without you. Did you sleep well?
Too bad Lesley is more into girls. But I'll respect that and pass for now. Who knows who'll show up below...
Innocent
Have you ever inserted something so deep, you had trouble getting it out again?
I once got a bottle of 25 years old. Lasted another 10 before it was finished. Apart from 1 glass very old whisky direct from the casket, I never tasted anything that compares to it. But I do like their younger whiskys too. Never tasted Lagavulin, but I suppose you can recommend that one, am I right?
Talent
Take a leap, explore new territory!