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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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There are five lovely ladies above me. I wonder if I would survive that..
No. I have done perilous things as a kid, and after an illness I was told, I alreasy had one foot in my grave, but to me, the fact that I could die from any of it, never occurred.

Have you ever consciously sought danger just for the thrill of it?
People that try to upgrade themselves by insulting and downgrading others
Nope, always was too crowded


Have you ever fallen in love with one of your teachers?
Hi Asian, seems you have concealed treasures, please take off your clothes so I can thoroughly examine every part of your body
Quote by SugarBaby2013
Someone wanted a lap dance? Will a pole dance do?

Need a pole?
I don't keep them. When they're still good, they go to charities, when they're worn or torn, they're binned.

Would you reject a date because of how he or she is dressed.
Yes Molly, I'd live to strip and search you... thoroughly!
Nope, sipping wine by now

TPBM is watching a sports event on tv
Snoring

She never once regretted inviting naked guys
Quote by LaylaJune
THE truth isn't - there are any number of singular truths at any particular time. This is giving me a headache - and that IS a current truth.
The truth is, that everyone has a slightly different perception of the truth, but objectively, there can only one truth.
Quote by dvlslrtung
(LMAO) Its a constant state...

TPBM has been in deep thought
"TPBM" is another thread but yes, I am.

Do you become less picky, when you're really horny?
Nope, don't go to the chatrooms.

TPBM regularly visits a webcamsite
Quote by Green_Man
Fifty ways to leave your lover - Paul Simon
I also once heard:
50 ways to love your lever
When they rose the next morning as the first pale hint of light was appearing on the eastern horizon, there was a touch of silvery frost on the ground and a thin scum of ice around the edges of the spring at the bottom of the glen.

Magicians Gambit, David Eddings
Studios
Sexy teenagers usually do initiate oral stimulation