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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Ekko's nickname was inspired by her gynaecologist. She once heard him say: "Okay..... Okay....". When she asked him: " Is it that bad?" he replied: "No ma'am, that was the echo"
Guilty, married her too...

Ever regretted saying "I do"?
Oops, almost missed it. Arlene, a very happy birthday, I hope you're having a great day!
Granted, you'll never get something with alcohol in it again.

I wish my booze bottle always magically refilled itself with bokma jenever
Eight hours is the time difference between my love and me
No passing for Simmie, she'll fit between us real fine
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Would you like to be on your knees and uhmmmm pray?
Would you be the altar I'd uhhmmmm pray at?
Well hello sexy lady, I'm sorry to have to inform you, that I am sexiest now!
Wow! You are sexiest! Or, to be more accurate, you were, because now I am once more.. smile
Dear lady M., though you're sweet and sexy for sure, that is not enough to keep me from taking back my rightful place as sexiest of the lot.

Oops, Simmie. Simmie,every word I wrote about Mysteria applies to you too of course..
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Would this be Greedy??? lol
Above is good...
In that case, I'm definitely coming back for more.
Seems to me, this is a duplicate of the last two letters thread
Innocent

Have you ever sent a passionate love poem to the wrong person?
Well, at least you thought so, for a while....

Now it's me again.
Fried eggs, with bacon


At breakfast; milk or coffee?
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All mine wah-ha-ha-haaaa (that's an evil laugh by the way)

Evil laughs don't scare me, when it a luscious lady laughing
And a warm welcome to Mrs Koksgood and her daughter Annie.
Why don't you turn then, and leave my seat. I'm sexiest.
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Oh patokl, when I said you are nothing. I meant you aren't the sexiest. Not that you are actually nothing sorry

No offense taken, don't worry.

And of course you're wrong, I AM the sexiest!