Never have I ever slept with a bond girl

DERRIERE

Denise enthusiastically rode Robbie's inflatable erection, reading erotica.

None. they're either based on personal experiences or fiction where realism isn't my biggest concern.

Do your stories tend to be fantastic or realistic?

Never have.

I think it should be illegal for politicians and political parties to accept money from commercial organisations and from organisations and persons that reresent or promote them. Do you agree with that, and why (or why not)?

She day dreamed him there, her fingers were him

There once was a chaplain in Leeds

Who was showing his love through his deeds

All during the day

He'd spread God's word and pray

While at night he was spreading his seeds

There once was a pastor in Brighton

At a wet t-shirt contest in Bristol

Came a girl with a pearl like a pistol

She shot her tits out

With her lips formed a pout

She got everyone there feeling wistful

Soup

Bowl

Myself, me and I, we enjoy the lark's sweet song, a new day begins.

Flesh against warm flesh

You've made my chest your pillow

Birds sing a new day

Baking pancakes for my kids.

Do you like pancakes?

"Me! Pick me!", she yelled when the rich batchelor in that dating show had to choose between the candidates.

RELEASES

Rose excites lazy Eddy, as she exudes sexuality.

They might take some getting used to, and when new, they need to be worn a bit before they necome comfortable. I can walk miles on them, but not many people wear them anymore.

What kind of shoes do you usually wear?

Well, I'm a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy, but it'd be nice jeans (shorts if the weather's really nice) and a button up shirt on a date. Might be wearing my wooden shoes to the beach.

Have you ever walked on wooden shoes?

Well, there's kisses and there's kisses. I'd want to give a kiss and a hug to show my affection and as a gesture of welcome when we meet. For that other kind of kissing I'll not be following a planned course. If everything feels right, it will probably happen spontaneously.

What would you wear on a first date?

Ottawa

Depends. First date, dinner in a nice restaurant and then find a nice quiet place where we can share a few drinks, maybe a few dances and where we can get to know eachother a little bit better. What happens on second and later dates largely depends on the outcome of the first one.

Same question for you.

Only if she's comfortable with that

What's your most used chat app?

Tenderness

You already are in the correct room, hehehe... Have you remembered the safe word yet? No? To bad, you're going to be tickled...

Kiss, then kiss some more

Cures > Runes

Dunces - Second

Oh... Please don't touch there anymore, it's so sensitive now.

YESTERDAY

Young Eva suspected that Eddy reluctantly dildoed a yodler.

"Spank me!" pleaded the masochist, "No...", said the sadist.

Some very nice cognac

I took my date on a yacht

Helped her loose the bikini she brought

As she sat there bare

I tried not to stare

But to ogle, without being caught

-o-

At a wet t-shirt contest in Bristol