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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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And so am I
Damn, steam beat me
Guess I'll watch from the beach
Anything with a good story, though I do love real books

Red or white wine?
No, no, no Steam, forget it, it's MY chair

Thanks for the compliment on my ass though, didn't expect you to like it... smile
You are all so wrong, this will be my chair, and I'll return to it, no matter what
Sorry John, I know Kiera nominated you on that other thread, but that's not enough to beat me.
You certainly are the sexiest 100 year old person on lush, but all that experience isn't enough to beat my sexiness
With all thoae ladies in the water, I'm dropping my pants and diving in

And I won't even mind that Bill snuck in before me
I'd share the spot with you, if it were big enough, but alas, you have to get out of my chair now.
You've enjoyed the spot long enough, I herewith reclaim my chair
No words I dislike, but I hate the way some of them are used.
Hi, they were able to remove the magic egg, but there was nothing they could do about that smile...