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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Thy dragon sits upon my chair
I say, that I don't want him there
He'd better fly
or better: try
to hide, for I'm the one to fear
If you're my love
than it's okay
To join me here
I'll let you lay
upon my lap
with naught to fear
And everyone else
GET OUT OF HERE!
Nothing better to wake me up, than a skinny dip with good company
Hey Norm, is that my chair, you're sitting in? Taking it back now...
I told you, that dress was dangerous. The bus driver simply forgot to watch where he was driving. He never saw that truck....
Sorry dude, the doctor failed to remove your vibrating egg, but he did manage to replace the batteries and repair the remote control

Quote by adi_me33
Patokl!! Where have you been? Sad because I am the sexiest, not you? (Hugs)
Hi Adi, I agree to your sexiness, but I still think I beat you at it...
Oh, and Olderguy, that chair is mine..
Sorry SG, but that's not where I live, so I've put back my nice old chair and I'm sitting in my favorite spot again.
Ow, I like the view! I'll keep watching, while you walk away.
I think you've read that low quality copy they have on record. I have the original and that one says end 2115. It also states, the lease runs 100 years.