Innocent
Have you ever had sex in a mini cooper (the original, not the modern version)?
A guy can't even shave without losing his seat.
IT'S MINE!!!!!
I'm as calm as Buddha, and I know, that no matter who plays on my chair, like kids always do when their father is away, it will always remain mine.....
If you'll excuse me now, I'm going to take a shower. I trust, that you'll play, without molesting my precious chair.
Here, but here.. my tongue
hello there, why are you in my seat? without me?
I'm gonna sit right here, next to you
any day, any time, about anything
rappelling down, green beret style
With you in the water, it can only be warm
I'm really starting to like your stubbornness, but it is not going to help you Ana...
Happyidiot was arrested for trying to sell the Eiffeltower to George Bush jr, in which he nearly succeeded. George however was rescued by his father, who informed his son, it could not be used to drill for oil in Alaska
Hello there, between my hands....
Looking below....
rule 1: It is mine!
Rule 2: In case of doubt or dispute, rule 1 applies.
Jumping in right behind you adi
Tasha was arrested for trying to gain access to the set of the latest Sweetheart Video feature, by posing as a bunny rabbit
It is, and so I continue my discovery...
I hope you don't mind my locking the door behind us....
I would, but I have to respect Tasha's wishes, so I politely pass
Should I not already know who to do?
