The longer I'm gone, the harder I come back
Hey beautiful, how's your day?
Tempted...
I resist the temptation. Some things are just too precious.
when it comes to eating, he prefers worms over pussy
You may not have noticed, but he secretly switches the girl he is kissing every day. (Don't tell his wife!)
She looks stunning, but actually she's a fire starter. She has to wear those sunglasses to prevent setting everything she looks at one fire.
Steals hen's eggs and claims to have laid them himself
Can use his sailors cap as a hot air balloon, provided he eats enough beans and onions
I'm afraid not, but for the company of two such beautiful ladies, I'm willing to learn anything.
I'm not much of a dancer, so I'll go for a drink and maybe a date
Definitely wouldn't mind kissing the lady above
Okay, beaten to it. That kiss is for the lady above the guy above, of course.
and hello to you, but I still want this space
surprising, okay, that was for Jokers Girl
Exotic
Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense.
Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men
You are Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving.
Has invented a way to capture and store moonbeams and tried to use their power to vaporize the casinos in Vegas
And if you just sit, the spot moves away from you.
When the girl in his lap started humming
the drummer still could not stop drumming
To dictate the pace
he just beat on the bass
and hit the snare drum when they started cumming
Dear CoolDaddy, I'm afraid I have to inform you, it's time for your nap, so I'm taking over now
