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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
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Quote by Dee_Licious

She fell in love with a Dutch girl because she really knew how to plug a

Dutch guys (I'm one) know how to do that even better

Since the US have a regular army nowadays, the need for militias no longer exists, therefore the second amendment has become obsolete. I'd scrap it. I would not completely ban firearms, but I'd raise the minimum age for possession to 21, make assault weapons illegal, background checks, serial numbers on weapons and registration of ownership mandatory. I'd also make accepting payment from commercial and commercially sponsored organisations illegal for (candidate) members of the House and congress, they should represent their voters, not the big corporations and their lobbies.

What else is wrong about the political system in the US?

Beffer: Diana Rigg

JustPassingThrough: Bond movies

Austin Powers or Johnny English?

When taking a dip in the pool

Make sure to keep control of your tool

For if it extends

You'll find making amends

Will not work if you can't keep it cool

-o-

When she noticed the size of his bulge

Roses are red

And so is her butt

For I had to spank

That sweet little slut

She really loved it

And I made her cum

When I shoved my rod

Straight into her bum

You're playing hard, my friend. That's a very close call, but I think I like Karin Dor just a teensy bit better (I'm a sucker for redheads).

George Lazenby or Timothy Dalton?

A haiku in a limerick

Sounds like a wonderful trick

I'd try it a bit

If I knew I could do it

I doubt it would click

I'm holding you close

My arms around your body

Your back to my chest

I may be odd, but I don't really have a favourite weather. I love sunny weather, but I equally like thunderstorms (though not always the aftermath), I love it when it snows and I cherish the life bringing rain.

What's your favourite season?

I don't have many dreams left, but traveling the world and meeting with the people I've connected to online would be one.

Where do you see yourself, ten years from now?

I know I don't own them and they're not really material, but my children are. I'd give up all my worldly possessions and my life for them.

What's the one thing you'll never allow into your house?

Coming home after work and relaxing with my favourite web sites and a nice cold brew.

What's the most precious thing from your childhood that you still have?

Went to the bathroom, then jumped on lush and checked haikus and limericks.

Apart from those two, what is your favourite forum thread?

Join you, even if only for a cuddle.

When was the first thing you did when you woke up this morning?