Lord of the Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien

Why did you come to lush?

🤣🤣🤣 I won't say no

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Tough question, there are so many movies I like. If I have to choose one, it would be Life of Brian by Monty Python

Who is your favourite singer/musician (Mike Oldfield)

Always look on the bright side of life - Eric Idle

GIDDINESS

Got interesting day dreams involving naked exotic sexy sweethearts

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526 - I bite. Is that an asset?

527 - Only if you don't bite too hard

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Someone is losing count

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My, you're stubborn

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Freedom can never be absolute, unless you're in absolute solitude

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524 - I get no mercy? Wait... Aren't men supposed to be counting down? I think men are counting down, right?

You ain't fooling me

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That's the spirit

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524 - this one woman, standing in the gap, is getting weary

Better give up 😈

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Happy people

Eels are delicious when smoked

A kilt wearing lad in Dundee

Had a gift that hung down to his knee

He said: For only one quid

I will show you my bit

And to ladies I'll show it for free

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Nice guy included

Not a very young one though

But eager to please

I have a warm one

It does not need batteries

Comes with a nice guy

When Janice was living in Greece,

She began to examine her crease.

With mirror in hand

She explored, and then planned

How to use it in public to tease

A little old lady in Bangor

YELLOWCAKE

Your enchiladas last long, obviously we can all keep eating

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