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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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A motorbike riding wild lady

Once tried to seduce her landlady

Quote by lynnwitt

G O R I L L I A S

Giving orgasms really is loving, like I always say.

You forgot a new word, I'll help you out 😎

A S S I S T A N C E

Yes, when I was young I used to be very shy.

Have you ever been befriended by someone you thought was way out of your league?

Quote by Icarus4

This never works but…..Brussel Sprouts

Beer or Wine

You've done it again 🤣

You answered the last question on page one of this thread, in stead of the last question in this thread. But okay, right now, beer.

And to answer JustPassingThrough's question, real cheddar of course.

Strawberries or blackberries?

Beffer: Postojna in Slovenia (total length over 20km)

Encorseled: Pico del Teide on Tenerife (3716m)

What was the scariest place you ever visited?

Not a fan of either one, but when forced to choose, hamburger.

Duvet or blankets?

All these lim'ricks from Sandra and Lynn

Make me think about nothing but sin

About things I would do

With either one of those two

If I only knew how to get in

Tulips, windmills and wooden shoes (I do wear them)

What is the lowest place on Earth you've ever been to?

Tried to, but she was stuck in her ways.

Have you ever lusted for someone who turned out to be a disappointment?

Don't have an outdoor grill, so kitchen it is.

Foreign or local cuisine?

My mind travels far

It always follows my heart

To where my flesh can't

If I ever were able to visit

I am sure that I'd eagerly kiss it

I have practiced a lot

And the target is hot

So I'm sure that my tongue would not miss it

"Refused!", the bank employee said and with a smile he tore up the loan application.