Deities were invented to explain the unexplainable

relax

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I'm quite happy where I am right now 😎

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To France - Mike Oldfield & Maggie Reilly

Forgive

Revenge

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Surprise - Miles Davis & Michel Legrand

Legal and right are not the same

A bit of both

Board games or computer/console games?

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591 - Oh, okay 😉

Roses are red

A hard-on all night

Will become painful

If it's wrapped up to tight

It will turn black and blue then

And make it useless in bed

It would feel some much better

In something soft, warm and wet

Peace

Pact

589 - Where?

When I talked about , with a nun

She said: Here's what a gall should do, hun

Lift your skirt with your hands

Let him lower his pants

And then see who knows best how to run

Disclaimer: In spite of this little joke, please never forget that and sexual assault are no jokes. They cause permanent damage, if not physically, then certainly mentally. Perpetrators should IMHO be hanged by their balls.

589

Cocos Flocken

When well written, I can enjoy both. Which one when, depends on my mood.

Messaging ( , , etc.) or voice call?