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Two experienced ladies from Blackpool

Both bragged 'bout the size of their sextool

Number one thought she'd win

And shoved a coke bottle in

But number two simply slid down her barstool

Don't really have bad childhood memories, the worst I can think of were breakfast (oat meal porridge) and dinner(still don't know what it was, but I found it disgusting) at boy scout camp.

How has your musical taste changed since your childhood?

Paint it Black - Rolling Stones

544

Melancholy

Time slips away faster and faster as the years go by, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying life.

542

Roses are red

A new star above

Shines bright as the sun

As it's fuelled with your love

The scar on your heart

Is on there to stay

But I hope that the pain

Will slowly give way

To the memories of good times

Of her love, strong and true

As long as she's in your heart

Her star will shine down on you

My thoughts are with you, I wish you strength ❤️

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515

A cutie was driving her car

To the mall, but she didn't get far

I sure would

522

522

529

Does scuba diving in winter (in a wet suit, not a dry suit) count?

Have you ever been within touching distance of a large barracuda?

527

Dissent can be decent, but I'd rather descend

Roses are red

My thoughts are with you

Hope there'll be no suffering

May your wishes come true

Never have I ever tasted absinth

527

received

Bliss must be rare among self-righteous fundamentalist religious groups

Seated - detest

Never have I ever left a broad

edit: not entirely true, I'm afraid 😊

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Sure, holding the reigns, looking at the ass of the Belgian horse that was pulling it.

Have you ever ridden a Belgian coldblood horse?