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pentup47
1 month ago
Bisexual Male, 76
0 miles · Worcester

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Yes I have and I do. In chat, I find it especially sexy when you both (genuinely) cum together. Not as good as real-life sex, of course; but a most enjoyable substitute!
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Elie Saab every time. It is head-and-shoulders above any of the French perfume houses.

And if you really want to please your man, put a generous spray of it on the inside of your thighs, so he encounters it the first time he goes down to 'eat' you!
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Yes I have (only once). It was on the English transport system we call the London Underground. I'd been to the movies with a girl who resisted all my attempts to get inside her knickers (she was very prim and proper in those days). I walked her home, kissed her goodnight, then raced to catch the last train. I had the carriage to myself. I soon realised that I had a severe case of what I believe is now termed 'Blue Balls''. I hardly had to touch myself through my slacks than I was producing a veritable gusher (it felt as if I was peeing cum!). I think I just sat there with a silly grin on my face. Ooops - writing this naughty reminiscence: I might even be doing it again!
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Marlene Dietrich - so long as it was in my bedroom, and she sang to me in her husky voice and called me 'Darlink', slowly removing her long cream satin robe.
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Bit of both really. Though seeing the smile of satisfaction on his face is an added bonus.
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Perfect your blow job techniques (practice makes perfect). There's nothing a man likes more than a superbly-performed bj!
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@ Her Royal Spriteness: Love supercalerificexpialigocious (?sp) too; but I think it would need to be shortened to s-c-x-g...or something equally memorable. Which Gav could turn into a lovely badge!
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The late Leonard Cohen's 'Treaty' from 'You Want it Darker'. As moving a hymn as 'Hallelujah.'
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By 'job', if you mean do I like writing fiction - whether as published books or short stories for Lush - then I love it to pieces!
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The sublime Bulle Ogier being fucked (for real!) by Gerard Depardieu, while driving through the French countryside in her posh convertible, in the BDSM classic 'Maitresse'.
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The late Leonard Cohen's wonderful final album 'YOU WANT IT DARKER'. So poignant.
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The best news I heard all week, after the suggestion - from the latest polls - that Donald the Groper is toast!
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I thought that just about every song ever written and sung by the devine k d lang was abaout lesbian love.
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I discovered the delights of tasting my own cum comparitively late in life, but now do it regularly and enjoy it (its taste is greatly enhanced by a daily diet of a glass of pineapple juice. Highly recommended!).

How to I make the discovery? Simple. I figured it could be no coincidence (nor was it being faked) that so many female porn artists clearly enjoy giving head. So I thought: "If they're enjoying it so much, why shouldn't I?"
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Because I've been in love with Kim Novak since I was a teenager; and because 'Bell, Book and Candle' was unquestionably her best movie, with some stunningly-sexy outfits.
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I'd move Heaven and Earth - using only fair means, nothing foul or illegal - to ensure that The Donald NEVER becomes US President. Money no object with this project, folks!
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For me, sex is like Christmas presents.

Of course, I enjoy 'opening' mysterious packages.

But the real pleasure, is experiencing others 'receiving' things which I have taken ages to plan, wrap and deliver.
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A champagne cocktail (three-quarters fizzy; one quarter brandy) to celebrate Britain's epic decision to get out of the time-wasting, money-wasting European Union,
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No, I'm a two-finger typist (sometimes only one, if the other hand is busy).

Touch--typing is hiiiihgly overr=ratted, ass I sledom mak a misteek. Oooops...
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I'm a bit too old for this sort of naughtiness now, but when I was younger I did have a g/f who had an insatiable appetite for sex in public. She reckoned that the risks of observation / discovery heightened its pleasure.

One winter's night, after attending a screening of the sexually-charged movie 'Liaisons Dangereuses' (starring Glen Close and John Malcovich), my lover made it abudantly clear that she needed to do it. Now.

"Where shall we go?"

"Let's fuck in a doorway, darling. It would be so exciting, with my knickers round my ankles like a dirty hooker!"

"What in November? In Kensington High Street?"

"OK, then in your car?"

"But I've got a Mini Cooper - and we're both 6' tall. I'm not a bloody contortionist!"

In the end we found an unlocked gate to a nearby municipal park and playing fields, surrounded by high-rise apartment blocks. We 'performed' stark naked (in the zero degree temperature) on a frost-covered football pitch, under a full moon. And as my then-lover was a 'screamer' (rather than a 'moaner'), I imagine the residents of the flats overlooking the park were well entertained.

(If she's reading this: I do still miss sex with you terribly M*******)
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Quote by Mysteria27
My best chats in chat rooms are in whispers.

I much rather whisper with people then talk in the open.

That's just me.

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo


I'm with Mysteria on this one.
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My advice (based on bitter experience) is: HANDLE WITH CARE!