Quote by Gurlyboy
Can we have a hug button as well as a poke button or am I just being greedy?

Quote by elitfromnorth
I hate the icecream van. I hate it with a fullblown passion that only a person who hates the icecream van as much as I do can understand. It's annoying. The music is terrible, it's something that has been spat out of hell and rewritten and sung by Phil Collins and Justin Bieber. The way the music drills into your ear and lays there, buzzing like some sort of insect that you can't get out. It makes me wanna stick a long needle in my ear and dry to get it out, just to get the hell rid of it. I want to be relieved of the suffering. I wanna stand on my porch with a rocketlauncher and next time it drives by I wanna pull the trigger and watch the missle fly straight into the van and blow it to smitherines. Or maybe create an IED, put it on the roadside and hide in the bushes like some commando and then clic the button and see as it goes up into a cascade of flames and vapourised ice cream.

Because it's not just the sound. It's the ice cream as well. You have to run to reach it, you can't walk, because they know that someone is pushing you out the door and forcing you to go buy it, so they'll park it far away just so you know that you have to run, even when you don't want the fucking icecream. And when you buy it it's overpriced. It's cheaper to get it in the store, but the brand is so shite that no store with respect for itself will take it in.

Trust me. There will be a day when I will have my vengance on the ice cream truck. And when that happens I hope this post gets deleted so it won't go down as premeditated....

Quote by cupid69
Once upon a time my b/f who later became known as my ex husband, used this sentence during making love to me.

"And now Mr Stiffy would like to visit Miss Squidgy".

It stopped me dead, I lost my rhythm and the moment was gone.

He never used the sentence again.