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perkynipples
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
United States

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Quote by Gurlyboy
Nazi should be capitalized. I await my first spank now...

Very true it should be. I did that on purpose. Just so I could spank you. Now bend over young man.

The line starts here____________. How many of you would like to spank the inner grammar nazi.
My first vote is gurlyboy.
Yes I know they provide us with good advice at times, but they can also be a pain in the arse.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
It's all part of my master plan to one day run the Lelo empire. Ten years from now when you see the 'Lelo Ashleigh', you will know who was responsible for it!

Off hand I'm thinking of a three-pronged vibrator that gets the ass, pussy and clit at the same time, charges in 5 minutes, insignia collection style, and it will come in the following colours: slutty-hot-pink, fuck-me-purple and bad-girl-black.


I would love one of those.
Quote by Gurlyboy


Well if you're offering, form a queue but I warn you, it's quite long (the queue, that is).

The line starts here______________________. Spank Gurlyboy's inner grammar Nazi. Maybe I need to start a forum post.
People need to clean up after themselves. How damn hard is it to do the fucking dishes once in a while. I mean I'm not your personal maid. Your a fucking adult take some damn responsibility. If you make food clean up. I'm tired of doing it. You lazy fuck stick.
Masturbation is perfectly normal for men and woman. My guess is your that there were other issues involved in your wife's decision. And she used your jerking off as an excuse.
Quote by Gurlyboy


Do you think that my inner grammar Nazi should be spanked?

Yes I do.
Thank you for apologizing for your fellow man. This however will not change the fact that there are a bunch of jerks out there.
Yes my roommate caught me. I stopped briefly when she jumped and backed out of the room. She asked me her question and I just went back at. I wish she would have been encouraged to join in but she Was not.
I like to watch my partner masturbate when he's with me. Because I know it's a precursor to us actually having sex. I have watched guys on cam and it's ok if your both playing but it is my least favorite way to spend my time.
after reading the BDSM 101 thread the best advice I can offer is to ask your Master/Mistress what they expect of you. After all it is the 2 of you that have to agree on the rules as well as the punishment.
thank you for this thread. I have been interested in the BDSM life style for a number of years. And this has given me a lot of insight into the roles of Dom/Sub.
I've had it first and last as well as finish myself off. I find that I like it when I can cum at the same time as my partner.
Hi all I'm making this a one time post.
I was reading a local paper and saw this story:
there is a transgender man who is raising money to help transgender's with the top part of the procedure.
what I like about this is that he's doing it by selling tee shirts and donating part of the proceeds to pay for the cost. if your interested in the websites link please stop by my page and check it out. thanks
I do a combination of Buz and Gurlyboy. I have a slew of authors I follow so I get lots of email with such divine stories to read when I'm not able to log into lush.
Yes guilty as charged. I have caught the commenting bug. But oh my it's the best bug I have ever had.
There's that slippery chick again looking for comments. Gurlyboy is sure to be close behind.
Anyway stop hiding under the bed it's more comfortable on top of the mattress. smile