Her clit is really a three inch penis
Agree
Sometimes you have to leave work before you lose it and get fired
I'll enlighten you, legs...
Will always go private with him
She'll have you....that was SE, VL is quick this morning so I will have to give her a quickie
Hey Hap, be a dear and go make me a cup of tea
Take her to find Legs and have a wonderful night of debauchery
Has three artificial legs
Beyond guilty
Ever wanted to end a relationship but couldn't bring yourself to hurt the other person?
Well said, LM, I know I try to be polite and welcoming. If I don't care for someone I just don't post after them and if I feel like something needs to be addressed I will send the newbie a polite private message. It does feel cliquish when you have a handful of people posting non stop throughout the day. Some may feel I am guilty of that from time to time but I do try to be cognizant of that.
Hehe I am going to tickle you til you wet yourself
Hang out with him for the day
Good morning....are you ready for the annexation of puerto rico?
Had a penis enlargement at the age of 15
Hugs and kisses and ???????
Spank the klingon out of him
Um innocent
Ever had sex in a meeting room while at a business convention
Bend over him and give him big ol hugs
That awkward moment when you sexting and your boss is reading over your shoulder
Drag him to the nearest nude beach