Giggles...are you ready for me reverse cowgirl with a twist lover?
Nibble nibble like a mouse who's that nibbling on your.....arse?
Sweetie, morning sex is fun but must you wake me by humping my legs?
President of the redneck yacht club
Adele is actually the former first lady barbara bush
stop...shake my head...turn around and shout "hey who's the wise ass that tied a boat and some dude to my bed?!"
ooooooo I will drop the soap....the powdered soap...it is going to take me a long time to pick up all of that!!
hehe...ditto
looks cold on that beach
I am not embarrassed by the fact that I write erotica so most people in my life know about it. My husband, my kids (who are all over 17), my parents, siblings, friends, and a few co-workers. It is a part of who I am and I don't feel the need to hide it from those that love me.
the tunnel actually led to...Lizzard Lick Towing Company in Lizzard Lick South Carolina. He landed in the middle of a fight between a big, hairy, toothless redneck and a....
pass with hugs....i love that hair though!!
whew finally someone other than E or A to post after....lol
alex hugs kiss and ???
Sorry, I have one more....can we ban the dang dragons in signatures?! It takes forever for a page to load on a cell phone with all those dragons...just saying...
you limit how many private messages a member can send in a day, can you limit how many posts to the forum threads a member can post in a day? That would prevent people for hogging the fun, so to speak.
morning alex do you like cuddling with my booty
it's like a carnival....too funny
there are soooo many to choose from!!
may the fleas of a thousand camels land in your enemy's crotch and their arms too short to scratch....arbic proverb
“People fail to get along because they fear each other; they fear each other because they don't know each other; they don't know each other because they have not communicated with each other.”
Martin Luther King Jr.
All that's necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke
It is time for parents to teach young people early on that in diversity there is beauty and there is strength. Maya Angelou
I like it....but check this out...See #8 below
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying f ____ YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
wait my turn while telling her the latest lush gossip
welcome back Astir, long time no see!
Set her free so she can run free through the forums
hugs and kisses and some ????
Hugs kisses everywhere but his mouth so I don't get his germs