Slap her ass with my belt then run like hell
Because I am at the laundromat and all my clothes are being washed
Cum girl is busy so pass but fuck Alice any day
Go to parent teacher conferences at your kid's school
They are only degrading if she has a good girl complex
Personally I think some ladies on here are a bit uptight. But as too your question: I don't see anything wrong with sending a polite message (don't poke or use the little black message boxes) acknowledge that she has expressed no interest in talking with men, let her know that you are interested in a non-sexual conversation on xyz topic (be specific, even quoting her profile page), then close by saying you respect her boundaries but you are available to chat. If shr responds rudely well she's a bitch or a dude. If she doesn't respond, don't bother her again.
Cumgirl is so dry she has coochie cobwebs
Drop the soap and when he bends down to get it make his prison fantasy come true!! LOL
I hope you know you aren't going anywhere for a while
Hap has panties from all of his lush friends....even the guys
I have never had a professional massage
I haven't breastfed in 17 years but still produce milk without having to do anything. I have a couple ex boyfriends that enjoyed suckling and it is highly erotic.
NobeUddy, all of your points are spot on but I especially like/agree with the last one. Thank you.
Yes
Have you ever fucked a pumpkin? (yes there is a story behind that)
Because the voices in my head told me that if I stay naked for the next seven and a half hours I will find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
Take my bath sponge and gently wash every inch of his body, rubbing against as I do so
Looks like she's on the naughty list
Holy shit I can't breathe!!! That was beyond insane!!