Wash the cow smell away with lavender scented soap
Has worn the same pair of stockings 24/7 for the past three years
At the risk of repeating myself....???????????????????
smokin' hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get out the finger paints and use him and his girl as my canvases
grab the sponge and the body wash...i bet he is grimy after all that bike riding
Innocent...but I have said YES when I should have said NO
Ever had sex with your SO after having a hot dream about someone else?
LOL!!!!
Tell is planning to run away with the circus as the bearded lady who swallows flaming swords while juggling monkies
come on nate, thought you were more open than that...take a walk on the other side...hehehhe....can I fuck your girl?
give her mad hugs and go for a pint and see what happens from there
cooked for me...don't enjoy cooking all that much any more
Being woke up with a back massage is very close to heaven on earth
Innocent....unless you count mom's car that I subsequently crashed into the garage knocking over daddy's motorcycle....
Have you ever played a game of sexual chicken?
Never underestimate a determined woman woody....especially one with a wicked streak. Now pour me some juice and lets play a hand of cards.
