get naked, dawn my sexy librarian glasses , sit on his legs, and read the complete works of Chaucer to him
Moonlights as Geoffry the Giraff at Toys R Us
Um...jane mansfield?
Which politician was larry flinn's first expose victim?
Hugs, kisses in all her sexy places
Ok spielberg but no aliens!
Should I sing and give you a lap dance for your birthday?
Hehehe whose ass belongs to who? Where is my industrial sized paddle
Mark, put down that damn megaphone and stop pretending its a camera
Good morning...um why are you here?
Call my hubby to take care of her
Ask which tu pac video his av is from
Pass but fuck joe all night
I am terrified of glaciers and icebergs.....stop laughing
Disagree...whoever asks for the date should pay
Couples should live together before getting married
Hhmmmm drinks, dinner, talking, flirting, hopefully some hot steamy sex
Would love to return the favor
If yourman comes back yes....but a lurking guest...no
