Have a long talk about his compulsive behavior
If I help her up it will only be to lead her to the bed
Would love to fuck a wildcat, but would settle for a mildcat, or even a breathing cat
Buy all three above a drink for being such good sports in the forums
Oh thank you God, it wasn't a dream!
Have a few beers then hot gorilla sex
Call mark over to get a little revenge....hehe
True...and I am sorry, hope it gets better!
I have never had sex with the lights on
What are the only living things that respond positively to hap's touch?
Beer
Pick up his hat, dust it off, and hand it to him
Discuss our favorite woody woodpecker cartoons
Really believes he is the man