i will see your fuck and raise you five more...your call
(looks down) um i think that would be you sunshine
Spanky, what are you doing with that pumpkin?
gonna have to pass...not a homer fan
borrow that machine for someone in particular...hehehehehehe....wwwwwweeeeeeeee
once fucked a pumpkin on a dare and enjoyed it so much that he has made it a Halloween tradition...all bow to the Pumkin Lord!!!
first thank you all for the warm welcomes...i will have a drink but will never partake of hagis....some parts are not meant to be eaten in my humble opinion.
now if i can just figure out how to post pics and videos to the thread I will be a wonderful guest!
ok this my first time visiting this thread and i am greeted by Scots mooning me....man I have always loved a man in a kilt...hehehe
find out which tickles more...paintbrushes or finger paints...
What makes a great sandwhich? (Sorry cannot go for the obvious on that one!!!EEEEWWWW)
Coffee Filters
Lick her until my tongue cramps
Over and over and over again
Good God, what is that smell? ENOUGH with the turpentine, its not sexy!!!
false
I get an oral fixation when I am stressed out
hose him down as i am sure he is covered in paint
make her dreams come true
really really really hates the taste of pussy
share my new toy with her and see if she cums as hard as i do with it
oops that was for slutpuppy
pass for now but maybe one day fuck
