I would break out the body paint and finger paint every inch of you very slowly
looks for body paints...can't find them so grab my sharpies...and create a masterpiece on his belly
was in the stall next to Senator Craig
babe, do that again will ya?
Send her to get a full body massage...by me!
pull out my art history books
Mark, what have I told you about sneaking into my bed at night and sniffing my toes?!
Mark, Mark, Mark...you know you shouldn't bend over like that with me around...the urge to punt is just too great...
mmmm don't know him and not allowed so pass
a session with my Master...it has been too long!
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
She didn't have to touch them since she used a cattle prod
Anything goes in my pants...Ella Fitzgerald
Disagree...at least for me
Not knowing what to fix for dinner and not being in the mood to cook is frustrating as hell
Lick her until she turns lesbian...or at least bi
Trains guide dogs for the blind
Was fired from her job as a prison guard for trying to make all of the inmates her bitches
