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poizenivy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
United States

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What is the arms he wants everyone to believe he is referring to but he is actually referring to his penis?

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Quote by bigguns
hmmm party last night (i guess technically this morning) got crazy with these two sorority sisters in the backyard i think i might have a mosquito bite on my cock


eekk hope that is a mosquito bite

my last o was about one minute ago
Innocent

Ever wish you could tell someone it was over without all the messy breakup drama and hurt feelings?
gas...it's easier and quicker

WYR: be caught masterbating at work or by a family member (spouses don't count)?
says he is a musician and graphic artist but really only plays the spoons and doodles on napkins
Agree, only because you said "can" and not "will" because somethings are beyond your control

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Hell yeah...agree

John Stewert is amazingly funny and spot on in his commentary.
What my mother used to call my face (why I have no idea!)?

control