keep her tied up until she learns who her mistress is
shoplifts douches from wal-mart
the hot freshman english teacher
guilty
ever strip publicly
hug and a box of pop tarts
Sure, they need love too. Plus I think it would be hypocritical of me to say I wouldn't when I watch porn.
personally i loathe smoking (and yes I have smoked in the past), just standing next to someone that smoked recently triggers my asthma...there is nothing sexy about wheezing, coughing, and somebody smelling like an ashtray!
ignorant people that are too lazy to get their facts straight (i.e. Americans and politics/race/stereotypes)
rude drivers (i.e. the one's that think they are entitled)
Bullies....really really hate bullies
Racists....see ignorant people above
President of the local chapter of the Redneck Yacht Club
Be a dear, and go fetch me some breakfast
one minute ago...self induced and feuled by a very naughty fantasy...may have to turn that one into a story!
Who is the arm candy you take to events so people won't lnow who you are really fucking?
Black hole
Has worn womens panties to work
Some peoples attempt at dirty talk.
22
True
I love coffee enimas
Guilty but no current so and he wanted me to do it
Ever drive around naked
I would take that paddle to his ass
Agree
Sex is a great stress reliever
