Hap took no solace in Lola's misfortune, however, he did understand her pain since MM's javalin had slipped between his ass cheeks.
Hap suddenly wished.....
What men chase til their dying day?
butter
posting stupid shit on lush and making new friends
spit roast???? uh I'll take up the arse
two fingers or fist?
pin those ears back then tickle him still the frown goes away
Play with his lucky charms
Kiss the blarney stone and thank my lucky charms
Fake a fever so the nurse will give me a sponge bath
First one out of bed cleans the bathroom
Not with a tongue like that...fuck
Breakfast club or Audrey Hephburn flick
Disagree, its not what you got but what you do with it that counts.
Watching porn for fun and not for sexual pleasure is normal.
Guilty
Ate food while having sex
Loves practicing stretching her tongue to make it like gene simmons.
What are farts in a bathtub?
Cup
....at scooters colon cleansing appointment.
The slide at the park......
Rode hard and put away wet
Do something to get arrested so I can be stripped serched
Town environmentalist with mountain envy
What is friction free rear entry?
Rug burn
No more jello shooters contests
