new co-worker that thinks he knows everything but know nothing....didn't even know what the fuck a blackberry was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
playing tag in forums with my doppleganger....lol
not THAT cheers me up!!!!!!!!!!
guilty.....all too often
ever have a boss that was such a douche bag you wanted to call him/her Mr./Ms/ Massingale?
fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck
clean dry underwear....dry being the operative word
does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with whatever the fuck he pleases?????????
SQUEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy clap....dance around fist pumping and yelling YYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
WHATever...when said by my teenage daughter
HUH...when said by my husband who doesn't listen
In a minute...when said by my son who can't take out the garbage because he is gaming
have a beer and talk sports and bikes
Fucking agree!!! Life is what you make of it!!!
One of the most delicious things in the world is fresh fruit
Nope....everything happens for a reason and everyone has different needs.
Have you ever had a penthouse forums worthy sexual encounter?
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
or hit the Jacuzzi without our new suits....just a suggestion
guilty but it was a guy and my toy...
ever have a same sex threesome or orgy?
give him mad hugs, take his hand lead him away from it all
fuck fuck fuckity fuck then some hugs and kisses
giggle....I have this giant plastic fist and a tub of lube....giggle
sugah you're going to need that fan to cool your sweet ass off when I am done with you
If it is don't wake me and bring me my 24k dildo
giggle....nibble nibble nibble
Spanky loves watching women fist themselves...all big and gapping like a big mouth bass
