Damn!! Can't find my bag o toys but I have an electric toothbrush, some olive oil, a naked mole rat, and some peanut butter......what should we do with that?
Help him find a naughty girlfriend
Hugs kisses and lots and lots of ?????????
Lol...thinks dirty limericks are love poems
Grab my paddle and get a running start and come out swinging hard
Morning Spanky....um can you kindly untie me now? I really need to pee!
Thinking about running away with a circus for a bit of normalcy
There isn't a damn thing big about him but his mouth
Ask if she needs her back scrubbed
Agree if its good sex
Sometimes its hard to tell someone the truth
1. Divorce
2. my daughter to pull her shit together
3. A raging orgasm
4. A second job
5. A stiff drink
Sure....doesn't have to be sexual
drop the soap and give his bungholio a poke
none....I don't wake up in the middle of the night except to pee
How often do you speak to your mother?
naked please!!
WYR eat caramel popcorn or a caramel apple?
fucking onions!! ugh!!
What is your favorite drink?
me I do, I like it more!!!
Absolutely will always!
Never compromise myself again just to keep someone else happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
