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pricklypear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
United States
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Quote by hayley
i am so glad they DON'T come with pics... i have no wish to see his man boobs or his nipples
it's a price i'm willing to pay in order to see the good stuff.
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Quote by dpw
No it's not really sexual, unless you want it to be, it's just fun. :-)
only way i could see it being fun is if it were in public and she did the aiming while i peed.
maybe hit a squirrel or 2 with the stream.
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Quote by Python
DPW
You are aware that there is another MENSA organisation aren't you
Modern Equivalant Neolithitic Smart Arses.Xq2YHJEknW2bjJUm
i resemble that remark.
*takes out red pen and corrects your signature* :P
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in all seriousness, i know nothing about wines. i never drank a day in my life. well, technically i drink every day, but nothing with alky hall in it. :P
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Quote by dpw
If you're somewhere over the rainbow, are you a friend of Dorothy?
i was until she started asking to include Toto in our sexy time. :/
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Quote by hayley
i do! i do! swap???? i'll explain Chablis
to u .. u explain MENSA
to me ?
[blonde tutorial]
u will need to be quick..
bugger.. bottle's empty..
hate to say it .. giggles... if u have not guessed what Chablis is by now Jason i think MENSA might be asking for the return of yr membership ... giggles
i would, but the first rule of MENSA is you don't mention it.
no wait...that was Fight Club.
shit!
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general chatting and see how it goes from there.
sexual/emotion talk right away raises red flags.
sexual/emotion talk right away raises red flags.
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i imagine the same feeling as giving a handjob but with even less purpose/enjoyment.
unless they're into watersports. o_o
unless they're into watersports. o_o
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i think it boils to having the freedom to cum wherever.
that and it's like painting.
that and it's like painting.
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maybe i'm half asleep but i missed the question.
*checks for question marks*
*checks for question marks*
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Quote by hayley
today is February 19th, 2014.. it is actually a special day .. it is Temporary Insanity Day
if all the gay ladies here r pathetic lonely guys.. what r the gay men?
I suppose I should ask Lush to change my user name and sex so I can join all the gay men who r really pathetic lonely girls.. ummm on which site do the guys here find all their genitalia pics?
drats...i missed this holiday!
i consider it a lost opportunity.
"what r the gay men?" sausage lovers.
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Quote by Python
You are right but so is Dreamer.
I and others probably had no idea u were jesting. People will always take u the wrong way.
That's why I try to use the icons or clearly state my stance. Often I still get it wrong.
BTW very few people are at the level to qualify for MENSA most of us are just plebs trying to get by with as least pain and as much fun as possible.
All the best.bjyLKHAfpGbiJHqB
people taking me the wrong way is part of the fun, tho.
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Theories they may be - but they are based on extensive studies. It certainly explains why we r the way we are. So they have some degree of credibility.GQ4BfS5H8kUr4Wj8
And the moon is made of cheese - take ur crackers and chablis when u go.tMYrv5glxPrxXtC4
i don't even know what chablis is!
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I don't think I'm stupid either just lack knowledge in some areas. Have a look at the link immediately above - it explains a lot and helps us understand why people r the way they are.Rq15CCvoFap3cyh5
that's fine and all, but the link says it all: theories.
not facts.
we used to have a theory that the moon was made of cheese and the earth was flat.
besides, i'd take the word over a person that is living it over an "expert" or scientist giving their theories. i wouldn't ask someone who's never had kids on how to raise one.
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Dear pricklypear whether or not you meant your comment as a joke, I don't think it was in any way helpful. It only made people angrier and a mature conversation less likely.
for me, a mature conversation is reserved for MENSA and real life. i came to a sex site to have fun.
and i lol'd @ helpful. you cannot change how another thinks or believes. you're posting in circles like the rest of us. i just have fun when i do it.
and if my (or anyone else's) posts make people angry, then i suggest they turn off their PCs or mobile devices. nothing typed here should be enough to warrant having someone get upset. especially if it is something in jest.
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Quote by Dreamer90
I don't even know what to say to that. First of all a basic understanding of genetics would make you aware of that a parent doesn't need to have a trait to pass it on to there child. They only need the gene. Additionally there was a time where homosexuality wasn't an accepted "lifestyle" and many people indeed some chose a conventional life with a partner of the opposite sex and even had kids.
i wasn't being serious. i figured i would troll back at Python but apparently i just found out he was just being stupid and not trolling.
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Be a good idea - calling people stupid here gets u a smack in the mouth.37KFGejjpCb1Xzxo
lol...internet tough guy over here.
but hey...at least i now know you weren't trolling. which is quite depressing. :/
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"can you do me a favor?"
it's almost always a huge project rather than sometime quick/simple.
it's almost always a huge project rather than sometime quick/simple.
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Quote by Frank
Look so intelligent in them as well!
lol @ unibrow in the making.
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Quote by sprite
*face palm* sorry, i just don't have the energy for this some days...
sorry. i'll behave.