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pricklypear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
United States

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Quote by naughtynurse



I saw them go thatta way!

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they're quick and wiry!
Quote by dpw

There's some of us indecent ones as well!

oh, we know all about you, sir. lol.
Quote by Sandrita48

You are right and I am gonna try to "think" before speaking (It's difficult for me)

Sorry!

it's okay. smile

i think you need to find a good man to see the good that is left in some of us. (try nerdy places)
Quote by sirrobertstories
Get naked.
Put myself in front of a full-lenght mirror.
Hop.
Hop
Hop.

;-)

this first, tho. :P
step 1: go to a cam site

step 2: take off clothes for tips

step 3: ??????

step 4: PROFIT!
Quote by Sandrita48
I really wanted ur opinion, I wasn't kidding.
I like to know others opinion!

well, it was quite a rude and inaccurate generalization. i'm sorry if you have been jaded by men, but there are still some decent ones left out there.


we just aren't as handsome as the douchebags.
Quote by Sandrita48

Really? This is my opinion. Everything that was said was sexist and retarded?
I would like to know.

yes. the 2nd part was extremely sexist and retarded.

and that's MY opinion.
Quote by Guest
Taking out the trash without being asked always works with me

AHAHAHA...it's funny because it's true.
Quote by Sandrita48
I heard that it may cause necrosis, so I wonder: Why the... anyone would put in risk their genitals?
Specially men coz their penis is more valuable than their brain or heart (fact).

well..that was sexist and retarded. :/
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Take pictures of me putting my dick on literally everything. I would make a twitter account specifically for this purpose. My twitter handle would be @mydickoneverything.

I would also make a lovely scrapbook to remember all the fun times I had with my dick.

best answer.
Quote by dpw

"we'd"? I wouldn't let any play with mine!


touche.

should have specified. :B
Quote by Prelator
depends, for a relationship I'd prefer a virgin, so I can teach her how I like things done. 1 night stand, I'd rather have someone that knows what they are doing.

what he said.


and for God's sakes, put some clothes on. >_<
we'd let each and every one of them play with our joystick...and our penis.
probably not.

altho i do have a "never say never" mentality.

unless it refers to stuff in my butt, illegal things, or green beans. :P