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principessa
1 month ago
Straight Female
Canada
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Sophisticate
Caprese sandwich: fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, basil and arugula on ciabatta bread. Delicious.
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Why do some people imagine themselves to be endlessly interesting - as if we are fascinated by their every thought and feeling? Is there no thought that can remain unexpressed? Is there no situation, no matter it impacts those involved, where its effect on them must not be announced and commiserated with? You are really not that important or interesting. Not funny or intelligent. Just narcissistic and attention-seeking.
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I do not have much of a sweet tooth, but these always tempt me:
Creme brule and really good chocolate cake
Creme brule and really good chocolate cake
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Quote by SallyRAnne
Flirtatious attitude
We both believe in subtle.
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As a new mod here, I thank you. This is an understandable and funny primer for those who need it. If there were a Pulitzer for punctuation, you would be nominated.
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This degree did not come out of a Corn Flakes box. That is why you came to me for advice and I charge for it. So, please listen to the opinion you have paid for.
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B is a sweet man and a great writer. And, of course, I love the beautiful images that he posts on my wall.
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Have a wonderful birthday, M1, and good wishes for the rest of the year. 
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Okay, M - just because you asked so nicely.
Betrayal
When you and I became lovers
I thought that we’d forsake all others
And to each other be ever true
But now I see a new side of you
Your love is not only for me
There is another whom you see
I sit at home alone and wonder
How I could make such a blunder
No matter how hard I try
There is nothing to do but cry
Only one view can be conveyed
It is me you have betrayed
Challenge: Living in sin
Betrayal
When you and I became lovers
I thought that we’d forsake all others
And to each other be ever true
But now I see a new side of you
Your love is not only for me
There is another whom you see
I sit at home alone and wonder
How I could make such a blunder
No matter how hard I try
There is nothing to do but cry
Only one view can be conveyed
It is me you have betrayed
Challenge: Living in sin
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Three things I could live without:
1. Ignorance
2. Dishonesty
3. Conflict
Three necessary intangibles:
1. Love
2. Laughter
3. Intelligence
Three necessary tangibles:
1. Books
2. Music
3. Good food and wine (shared with the One)
Three things that make a day better:
1. Sunshine
2. Good conversation
3. Satisfying work
Three things that impacted my life:
1. Tragedy
2. Love
3. Getting through graduate school
Three places I would happily live:
1. Tuscany
2. Provence
3. New York
Three guilty pleasures:
1. Reading in bed
2. Old movies
3. Potato chips
Three movies I want you to see:
1. Some Like it Hot
2. Out of Africa
3. North by Northwest
1. Ignorance
2. Dishonesty
3. Conflict
Three necessary intangibles:
1. Love
2. Laughter
3. Intelligence
Three necessary tangibles:
1. Books
2. Music
3. Good food and wine (shared with the One)
Three things that make a day better:
1. Sunshine
2. Good conversation
3. Satisfying work
Three things that impacted my life:
1. Tragedy
2. Love
3. Getting through graduate school
Three places I would happily live:
1. Tuscany
2. Provence
3. New York
Three guilty pleasures:
1. Reading in bed
2. Old movies
3. Potato chips
Three movies I want you to see:
1. Some Like it Hot
2. Out of Africa
3. North by Northwest
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George Clooney - no hesitation. Smart, funny, politically active and gorgeous.
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The Affair to Nowhere
I should have known
When this was nascent
That your attitude
Is too complacent
I want you close
I love you madly
You push me away
You treat me badly
You are distracted
By other lovers
And I’m impacted
And can’t recover
You do not give
But only take
I realize this is
My decision to make
I have to end this affair
With a broken heart
It is going nowhere
Challenge: Unrequited love
I should have known
When this was nascent
That your attitude
Is too complacent
I want you close
I love you madly
You push me away
You treat me badly
You are distracted
By other lovers
And I’m impacted
And can’t recover
You do not give
But only take
I realize this is
My decision to make
I have to end this affair
With a broken heart
It is going nowhere
Challenge: Unrequited love
Sophisticate
No one stepped up, so here is another from me.
Tantric sex
Tantric sex, so cool, New Age
Close the book, turn the page
We are not spiritually aware
And our subconscious cannot get us there
No contact, touching, or kissing
You know exactly what we’re missing
We should be lascivious and louche
Fuck me senseless, devour my cooch
I want to feel you in me deep
Spasm after spasm, then unconscious sleep
So take me, have me, love me madly
Touch me, kiss me, behave badly
I want you, I need you, and I’m frantic
I just don’t want sex that’s tantric
Challenge: Fetish
Tantric sex
Tantric sex, so cool, New Age
Close the book, turn the page
We are not spiritually aware
And our subconscious cannot get us there
No contact, touching, or kissing
You know exactly what we’re missing
We should be lascivious and louche
Fuck me senseless, devour my cooch
I want to feel you in me deep
Spasm after spasm, then unconscious sleep
So take me, have me, love me madly
Touch me, kiss me, behave badly
I want you, I need you, and I’m frantic
I just don’t want sex that’s tantric
Challenge: Fetish
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Putting on a condom
In these days of STDs
No matter how much
We want to please
There must be a rule
Too many dangers
To be a fool
If you want to make love
With me, my darling
You wear a “glove”
Unless monogamous, I insist
You put on a condom
Or I will resist
All of your love and advances
Here, let me help
I ‘ll take no chances
OMG, you’re big and thick
This condom is awkward
Will it fit your dick?
There we are, now it’s done
We can start having fun
Challenge: Tantric sex
In these days of STDs
No matter how much
We want to please
There must be a rule
Too many dangers
To be a fool
If you want to make love
With me, my darling
You wear a “glove”
Unless monogamous, I insist
You put on a condom
Or I will resist
All of your love and advances
Here, let me help
I ‘ll take no chances
OMG, you’re big and thick
This condom is awkward
Will it fit your dick?
There we are, now it’s done
We can start having fun
Challenge: Tantric sex
Sophisticate
No one bit since yesterday, so here is my effort.
Bustier
Sometimes when I feel lustier
I decide to wear my bustier
Of course that’s not how it to say
It is pronounced boost -ee – ay
Naturally leave it to the French
To help each girl look like a wench
Scads of lacy lingerie
Helps me have my wicked way
With my husband or my lovers
Before we are under the covers
And in bed for sex so dirty
Started by my bustier so flirty
It turns them on and makes them hot
Flannel pyjamas this is not
Challenge: chastity belt
Bustier
Sometimes when I feel lustier
I decide to wear my bustier
Of course that’s not how it to say
It is pronounced boost -ee – ay
Naturally leave it to the French
To help each girl look like a wench
Scads of lacy lingerie
Helps me have my wicked way
With my husband or my lovers
Before we are under the covers
And in bed for sex so dirty
Started by my bustier so flirty
It turns them on and makes them hot
Flannel pyjamas this is not
Challenge: chastity belt
Sophisticate
Well done, Clum. How about another about the proper use of apostrophes. Hate when I see them for plurals.
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Well done, WMM!
Snoring
Darling, am I so truly boring?
You are fast asleep and snoring
I need to have you in me deep
And all you want to do is sleep
I really think this is no joke
I have to give you a sharp poke
Forcing a stop to this buzz saw noise
You understand, I have no choice
I want to have some of your lovemaking
I am right beside you for the taking
Instead you lie there noisily sputtering
While selected curses I am uttering
If you do not stop this now
We will have a massive row
When you wake all happy and bright
After I have had a sleepless night.
Challenge: bustier
Snoring
Darling, am I so truly boring?
You are fast asleep and snoring
I need to have you in me deep
And all you want to do is sleep
I really think this is no joke
I have to give you a sharp poke
Forcing a stop to this buzz saw noise
You understand, I have no choice
I want to have some of your lovemaking
I am right beside you for the taking
Instead you lie there noisily sputtering
While selected curses I am uttering
If you do not stop this now
We will have a massive row
When you wake all happy and bright
After I have had a sleepless night.
Challenge: bustier
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Post it anyhow, CD. Your verses are always wonderful. Just carry my challenge forward, please. P xx
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Ice cubes
Baby, I’m so very sore
I have to beg you
Don’t fuck me more
I ask you now, pretty please
Some ice cubes fetch
My pain to ease
To my nether region apply
Held by your mouth
What a guy!
You’ve made it better
Yes, that’s great
Now make me come again
I don’t want to wait
Challenge: garter belt and stockings
Baby, I’m so very sore
I have to beg you
Don’t fuck me more
I ask you now, pretty please
Some ice cubes fetch
My pain to ease
To my nether region apply
Held by your mouth
What a guy!
You’ve made it better
Yes, that’s great
Now make me come again
I don’t want to wait
Challenge: garter belt and stockings