Stretch my ears so I can have pointy ears.
I don't think a lesbian would be okay with me doing that so no.
Apple crumble and custard
I have nothing against people who are into that kind of thing but I'm not attracted to men so no I wouldn't.
Boobs I can understand but the face not so much. I don't know why but cumming on a women's face seems kind of derogatory and disrespectful to me; it would make me feel pretty bad.
It's pretty irrelevant to me. You could have the most perfect boobs in the world but it doesn't count for much if you're as dull as dishwater and you get more joy talking to a brick wall. To me, there are so many other more important qualities than boob size.
I'm with everybody else on this one. What's not to love?
