As long as it's somewhere a lot warmer than it is here
Banned for complaining about E's boobs
Hmmmm ...
I've never actually been with a woman ....
Although I have thought about it .....
Convince me
Guys, would you rather fuck a girl, or your fist?
Same difference ....
Pretty much everybody over the age of twelve is taller than me
I love having my nipples played with.
Do it just right, and I'll be your slave for the night
I think I'm going to agree with Dancing Doll
Sleeping with your ex- is emotionally risky, at best
Most of my fuck buddies were long time friends who had formed a deep bond of trust. We were both married, and getting together to share pleasures neither of us could get at home.
It carries risks of its own, but it's much better than fucking some guy you just met in a bar
Most American beer is colored water!! Give me a good Dopplebock or New Belgium 1554 Enlightened Black Ale sweetened with a little bit of sweet mead
Mixed, I like coke and rum
Wine, a semi-sweet mead, German Riesling, Spatlese, or Italian Amarones.
Pretty much anything by Led Zeppelin
Robert Plant always sounded like his shorts were too tight
"Somebody to Love" by Jefferson Airplane
Grace Slick blew everybody off the stage at Woodstock
And then there was a story about the bet she had with Janis Joplin, but that's another story .....
The park in question is a 525-acre cluster of wooded hills with several secluded little valleys connected by riding paths. There is a road that winds through the middle of the park; a stone tower atop the highest point where we had talked about meeting (he wanted to undress me at the top; then, when he had my hips firmly pinned against the stone wall, throw my clothes over the side and made me go down naked to retrieve them); and a fairly private parking/picnic area that could be used for dogging, but that's not the plan at the moment.
The plan is to fulfill his wildest fantasy, but he hasn't really told me much about it, only that he is going to make me his fuck slave. I'll let you decide whether the other guy was part of his plan or just somebody who happened to be in the right place at the right time
I had asked what he wanted me to wear; and he had told me it didn't matter, since was just going to rip my clothes off, anyway
Not all that likely, but not impossible
Banned for being such a picky icky
Sounds like a good place to start