Paranoid -- Black Sabbath
Nobody can figure out why the golf clubs are always sticky when she works
I like it gentle to start out with, then hard and fast after we really get into it
Maybe my body isn't as firm and nice as it used to be, but I'll bet I could show you pleasures these young girls didn't know were possible ;)
Chief ball inspector at the golf course
Xanadu -- Olivia Newton John
They must have mighty high curbs in Atlanta ;)
Talk about breath-taking scenery .... and I'm not talking about the landscape ;)
Bouncer at the Lushville cathouse
Says he's a southern gentleman to cover for the fact that he can't get it up
Honey and ginger ..... MMMMM!!
I've never actually been with a woman, but she could make me think about it
I have a friend in a wheelchair, and I wouldn't have a problem with it if he weren't married
And he does have four kids, although I have never asked whether they are his
News Anchor at the local TV station: KLSH - Channel 69
Mmmmm .... Lots of tongue, please
snatch, mouth, or boobs?
The youngest guy I've had sex with is 27
Long term, at least 45
Granted ....
Ignore the man behind the curtain ;)
I wish I as 18 years old again, knowing what I know now