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redhotmommacita
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
United States

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Quote by Exakta66
Howdy all...I heard some people here complaining earlier that Rumples should not be in the inner city...I guess some people were maybe concerned about the criminal element...besides our neighbors....
Anyway, always willing to help out in these situations I found some nice little country real estate...I think it just may be perfect, the real estate agent guarantees lots of fresh country air...


You wouldn't believe the deal I got...I practically stole the place, I even talked him into throwing in a truck...


And a horse...


I really done good this time...didn't I people???
Cheers,
Alan.


Looks like you came here to the back woods of Indiana to find the best establishment. I have seen many honky tonks that look like rumples.
Who do I need to beg to for some coffee. or who do I need to kiss to get me some of Algols coffee. PLEASE
I don't like the rough stuff if you knew me well you would know I am a true romantic. not into the rough stuff.
Quote by shameless009
Well now ! ,,, I wouldn't want to kill you Mami. ,,, just take your breath away. ,,, So. ,, I can give it back to you.

yes that is what I meant he tries to kill me so he can revive me with his kisses.
Quote by shameless009
For the C.P.R. experience with Mami ..


So you gonna try to kill me in the mud so you can do CPR on me shameless?
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Quote by shameless009
And as far as the C.P.R. stuff goes Mami.,, Just let me know .,, When and Where.


Shameless why would you dunk her?


I told you he had it in for me. he wont be happy till he dunks me in the damn mud.
Quote by Algol
Quote by redhotmommacita
I'm getting jealous here. Everyone has for gotten me. I am going to have a pout. Al if you can serve me a double Jameson Please!


Here you go Mami... Enjoy!



Thanks Algol I needed that. hit shameless with a shot too. before he takes me and dunks me in his mud puddle.
Quote by BigRod
Hmmmm... I've found that the journey is often far more arousing than the destination.. by the time you get to full penetration you should have cum at least 4 times already and the cock should merely be the final chapter of a well read book... there are two things far more important than the size of a man's cock... passion... and imagination... my two favorite words...


The man of my dreams is a man that can please me. no matter the size at all or even if his penis works correctly or not. as long as he loves me and keeps me loved. and shows me sensuality and a shows me he loves me through his passion. Then I am the most lucky woman in the world if I can find this man.
I'm getting jealous here. Everyone has for gotten me. I am going to have a pout. Al if you can serve me a double Jameson Please!
Quote by Exakta66
Good Morning RedHotMami...yes, it's nice to see the sun out...usually a good sign...
I think I need another cup of coffee and then I have to run for a while...but, rest assured, I shall return...


Don't forget to pour me some coffee. Alan I need to get my batteries charged with some good strong coffee.
I had thought of the first time I got my Bullet in January. I tried to wear it all moring as I cleaned the house. uhhhhh I could barely move with the huge Orgasms I was having.. it still is my one and only toy. it makes my knees jello.
I was in the middle of felony court session in south Florida and I was representing a client that didn't know english and he was being a big flirt with me in court. I will say I was looking really fine with a nice black suit with a short tight skirt, and a lace almost see threw top on but of course I had my jacket on. and I had on black stalkings with the seem that runs up the back of my leg with my black pumps on.

This guy was telling me in a low whisper how he wanted to lick me from head to toe and you know do the nasty to me. lets just say he had me all hot and bothered . we were in front of the judge I was all a fluster from this guys comments. while I am trying to translate the judges introduction for this horny bastard and we were getting into the case when finally the reasons why this dumb smuck should be begging for his freedom and he is telling me how he wants to lick my love cave and fill his thirst with my sweet nectar.

the judge is getting angry that this guy doesn't shut up. so the judge tells me if he doesn't be quiet he is putting me and the client in contempt of court. so I am pleading with this guy to please shut up and the judge is getting angry at me and I turned and told the judge to just shut up! so I could tell my client to shut up. Oh My God!!! I did not even mean to say it but I did and he pulled me to his chambers and I was asked what was wrong that he had always known me and that I had always been in control of my clients. luckly I didn't get placed in contempt of court the judge is an old family friend. But it sure was hard explaining why I was in such a fluster to him he was like another Grandpa to me. I am sure the judge was shocked and I got off without being placed in contempt of court. but my client got sent to jail and the judge has never looked at me the same way again. I was no longer the sweet innocent little girl he once knew. I was the hot flustered woman in black nylons and heels.
Quote by shameless009
Well. ,, There went my plans for a wonderful afternoon Mami.!


well sinverguenza we could still have a great afternoon just keep Me out of the mud puddles I don't want to ruine my mani, pedi. we can listen to some smooth music and sip some wine under a blanket. Wink Wink.
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I need some sun and a new tan. this cold and rain is making me sad. I could use my beach back in florida again. Lay out all day just soaking up the rays. in my new bikini. There are no beaches here in Indiana. and NO the Red Neck mud puddles are not the freaking beach!!


I've see the ones along the highway in Indiana... big signs "Beach" and the pick-up trucks and beer... yep... I know those!


yes I have seen it too and I have to say when they get out there they sure do have fun in the mud. and do they Love their beer in a can YUCK give me a bottle a beer or a mug of beer any day. and I like a good Wine too and no Boones strawberry wine doesn't count as real wine.
I need some sun and a new tan. this cold and rain is making me sad. I could use my beach back in florida again. Lay out all day just soaking up the rays. in my new bikini. There are no beaches here in Indiana. and NO the Red Neck mud puddles are not the freaking beach!!
Quote by Exakta66
Good Morning Lushketeers...I see Mami is here hanging out in the bar already...guess I'll have to try to catch up...
Let me fill up my coffee mug and putter around a while...do what I do best...
Later,
Alan.


Alan it has been an all nighter.. nice to see you it has been a long time since I saw you last hugs buddy. how are ya?
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Mami did you stay all night in here?


yes I couldn't sleep sweet heart..


That's too bad...I'm sorry. The Irish whiskey did not help you... maybe I should have given you more.


yes more would have helped....Wink Wink
My 3 sons that love me.

My Papi chulo he always makes me laugh even when I have been crying and hurting inside..

being here on Lush with friends that truly care..

Hershey's chocolate kisses & Reese peanut butter cups They are great for PMS Moods..

and a good drink be it a good wine , colorful girly drinks or a stiff drink they all mellow me out..and make me eager to have fun...Wink Wink