Quote by rob_wordsmith
What's sexy is a girl knowing what she wants and going for it. A girl overcome with lust for two guys is incredibly hot.
Ditto
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ricinatl
4 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Atlanta
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Maybe try some technique variations.
Try spending time on other body parts ie.. breast, nipples.
Try putting something small in you anus while masturbating or get one of those vibrating foot massagers that you rest your feet on and try masturbating while your feet are massaged.
Try a different place. Go outside on the porch.
Just some ideas.
Try spending time on other body parts ie.. breast, nipples.
Try putting something small in you anus while masturbating or get one of those vibrating foot massagers that you rest your feet on and try masturbating while your feet are massaged.
Try a different place. Go outside on the porch.
Just some ideas.
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Just throwing in my 2 cents.
A lot of women feel more comfortable getting advice from other women, which of course is a little whacky since no one knows a man's body or mind better than a man.
Also a lot of women believe they are already great lovers. There men never complain about how they perform orally or how they ride them when screwing so they must be good at it. But a man will rarely complain about sex over fear of not getting any.
So a tip for the women. Ask questions like a man does. We are trying to figure out how to be better lovers and more pleasurable to our partners not just because it's really important to us, we also want women to have the same thirst for greater gratification of all parties involved.
A lot of women feel more comfortable getting advice from other women, which of course is a little whacky since no one knows a man's body or mind better than a man.
Also a lot of women believe they are already great lovers. There men never complain about how they perform orally or how they ride them when screwing so they must be good at it. But a man will rarely complain about sex over fear of not getting any.
So a tip for the women. Ask questions like a man does. We are trying to figure out how to be better lovers and more pleasurable to our partners not just because it's really important to us, we also want women to have the same thirst for greater gratification of all parties involved.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Fuck yeah she does dude. You know like when you get a sneezing fit and someone says "oh man that means someone is talking about you". That shit is true, it's some weird voodoo connection going on. Jizzing is the same thing but the other way around. When you jizz it means you're turning her to starting to like you. Yeah you will lose your friendship with the husband, but fuck that guy. What you need to do is make a little voodoo doll of her and jizz on the doll. Pretty soon she won't be able to control herself and that ass is yours. Jizz on the voodoo doll, it works, trust me.
Actually forget the voodoo doll. You need to sneak up and cut of some of her hair. Take the hair and rub in maple syrup, leave hanging to dry for 2 or 3 years and then jizz on it. Works every time.
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Have any of you lovely ladies ever initiated a MFM or initiated the conversation with your significant other (husband, boyfriend).
Did you bring it up during sex or maybe after having a few too many cocktails.
How did the conversation go?
What was his response?
How did it end?
Did you bring it up during sex or maybe after having a few too many cocktails.
How did the conversation go?
What was his response?
How did it end?
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quote=adagio]Depends on who is driving and who is at the wheel. My sex drive has nothing to do with surfing the web and snaring. That's a catfish of a different fin. My sex drive is part of my 'me' and like anyone else, if a man; has it's ups and downs. My sex drive libido goes from 0 to 110 based on the circumstances.
Uh......what?
Uh......what?
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Quote by pixiedust65
I always use Pam. It keeps you from sticking together as well as lubrication. If you get the shit with olive oil in it, you get moisturized as well. As for spermicide, have sex standing up, everyone knows you can't get pregnant standing up. Duh.
LOL falling off chair.
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Quote by BeautifulOne
One time at a birthday party at my house, with teenagers and older folks around someone found my vibrator. Only, it wasn't a human that found it. No, it just so happened that it was my very inquisitive pet ferret. He not only found it he gnawed it up and then brought it down the stairs into the living room dragging it under him into the middle of the room, bites and pieces chewed out of it, to the shock of everyone who was there. That was hard to not blush over. You should have seen me chasing him around yelling at him to give me the dildo! Oh, and no it wasn't a metal vibrator, it was one of those big rubbery jelly ones. My kids thought it was super funny but I was highly embarrassed that the older folks saw it. They probably were laughing all the way home over it too. How embarrassing!
That is classic
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Quote by tashitasha
What would happen if you left your vibrator in your living room and some kid grabs it and assumes its a remote control or a talkie walkie and screams "I want one too!"
I have a child so we definitely stay someone organized but when you open the drawer you're still having trouble trying to find exactly what you're looking for .