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Darn! I thought this was going to be a gardening thread!!!

Never mind>

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I would be any of those if I could shape one but it always ends up going wrong so I just shave it all off


MM, if you need a hand, I'm quite artful with the razor. Just call me


while i was worried it was going to be about past american presidents...


I was preparing myself for some debates
"Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser. I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that my instincts were right. I shared a vagrant optimism that some of us were making real progress, that we had taken an honest road, and that the best of us would inevitably make it over the top. At the same time, I shared a dark suspicion that the life we were leading was a lost cause, that we were all actors, kidding ourselves along on a senseless odyssey. It was the tension between these two poles - a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other - that kept me going"

Hunter S. Thompson
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In an earlier post, I mentioned the Bulwar-Lytton Bad Writing Contest. The web site is LOL funny. Here's the link--check it out. http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2009.htm

Rumple Foreskin



I got this link from the same site http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2007/nov/27/awardsandprizes.badsexaward/print
Uncle was now as soft as a coil of excrement. She sucked on him nonetheless with an avidity that could come only from the Evil One - that she knew.


Her hand opened me. Then her hand became a wing. Then everything about me became a wing, a single wing, and she was the other wing, we were a bird. We were a bird that could sing Mozart.
Oh NO! It was bad to stumble accross this thread while drinking coffee in a busy public place. Not only did my coffee end up all over my laptop and notebook but I was laughing so hysterically that someone came over to ask if I was okay and what was so funny. When I started to explain I just started laughing again. I had to pack up and leave because I was worried they were going to call the police or something. So here I am an hour later still laughing my head off in a hostel. Great Impression to make in a new town!
Great Idea. I find the Pub a little too overwhelming with all the games, so I tend to stay out!
I met another back packer when I was in Mexico last year who said he would wanted to be cremated and a little bag of ashes given to each of his friends/grandchildren/children (depending on when he died) along with some money so they could travel and would have to find a place to spread his ashes.

A little weird, but I sort of liked the idea.
Imagine if you stuck your tongue in their first? Ouchies
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7. On a sacrificial alter atop a Mayan pyramid



When I was in Guatemala I walked in on a couple having sex in/on one of the mayan pyramids.
I think I definitely need to make an appointment with a therapist now...
I fell asleep yesterday afternoon while reading. Was lovely
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Hi, Rx, welcome back.


Thanks Rocco. Thought I would pop in for a short visit
Say, stealth calm as green tree sloth, say, "esteemed host sister, what is labor position of respected father?"

Pygmy by chuck palahniuk
I don't really care how many people a guy has slept with, but I usually avoid the question. I don't really care and I don't really want to put a number on my sexual partners. But if I were in a relationship with someone and they asked I would say, if they can't accept me for me then we have no business being in a relationship.
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And let's face it, we've all had sex at some point in our lives for way dumber reasons than the ones listed above.



So true...

I have had sex for money. I worked at a fetish club for a bit. Was thrilling and exciting at first, but alot of the guys were pretty violent and I just got sick of that part, but by then I had all my medical bills paid off and some money saved up, have now been travelling for six months and still doing well off of it.

I would maybe do it again, if I needed the money. It was fairly safe though. Protection was always used and there was usually someone around the corner who could help if things got too out of hand.
Scuba diving on the great barrier reef, snorkelling and hopefully some partying.
I´ve wanted to do that more than a few times, just never had the balls....
I have done a lot of fundraising in the past. Probably the most successful was a couple of years when I made a cookbook then sold it. It was fairly low cost as I did all the printing and binding myself. It took days. But within a couple of weeks I had raised about $7000. It was to raise money for a turtle hospital. The excess books I didn´t sell, I sent to the turtle hospital so they could sell them to visitors.

I have also done some fundraising by organising dinners and doing silent auctions. Also did bake sales when I was younger. Another successful thing was to make baskets filled with baked good. Cookies, brownies, cakes, chocolates, fudge...etc The baskets were various sizes and people bought them as gifts for others. I then delivered them. It was low cost since I did the baking, just labour intensive. It was pretty profitable. I sold the baskets for anywhere from $30 - $80 depending on the size and variety of goods.
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Women tend to be a bit more "free" sexually when on vacation. And yes, that is a generalization, but I think we will all agree that it is a true one.


I don´t think we all agree with that one...

I am just as "free" at home as I am on vacation.
Underwater with an oxygen tank or being in a new place with some beautiful scenery:

Ero's dreams in old film like quality. Her av is how she sees herself in one of her dreams
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what century am I in??

is race REALLY an issue anymore?? like religion???

Canada is a melting pot of races/religion/sex-preference .... it's love, loyalty and respect that wins at the end of the day .....

Thank god I am Canadian, and this isn't a question in my world.


Its still a very big issue for me Van, my family would flip if I came home with someone from another race. I have been warned, well everyone has, that if we come home with someone who is not caucasian we will be disinherited immediately.


My parents are the same. Religion is probably more of an issue than race but they would freak about both. As a teen I was kicked out of my house on numerous occasions because of it