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Cereal and beer?

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Married
Single
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Having an affair
Slut
Fuck you!

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Funny but it does look kinda painful...

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Was that ever a good short. I'll bet it won an award. Thanks, Rx. That was really cute.

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What the hell kind of dog is that?! It's so ugly it's cute.

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Cheers!

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/5864059/drinking-almost-halves-dementia-risk/

I love the rather biased report. It fails to mention any of the harmful longterm effects of alcohol at all.

When you say "long term harmful effects" are you referring to proposals of marriage under the influence? lol.

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The guy right in front of you that slams on his brakes for a yellow light when you KNOW that the both of you could have just sailed on through waaaaaay before it turned red.

Some guy did that to me today and I had to slam on the breaks. I also had the food I was brining to the office party on my front seat....

....now I have it on my floor

The same thing happened to me a couple of months ago. I had a fruit platter on the front seat and ended up with fruit salad scattered all over the floor! My car smelled nice, though.

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The guy right in front of you that slams on his brakes for a yellow light when you KNOW that the both of you could have just sailed on through waaaaaay before it turned red.

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Hypnotic!

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The Female Brain, Dr. Louann Brizendine writes

Males have double the brain space and processing power devoted to sex as females. Just as women have an eight-lane superhighway for processing emotion while men have a small country road, men have O'Hare Airport as a hub of processing thoughts about sex whereas women have the airfield nearby that lands small and private planes. That probably explains why 85 percent of twenty- to thirty-year-old males think about sex every fifty-two seconds and women think about it once a day -- or up to three or four times on their most fertile days.