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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 35
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oooh I love those. One of those remind me of this bondagesque wedding dress i made for a friend of mine...
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Loving friend




Two fingers or three?


four.

hancuffs or rope?
Beer or anything with tequila....

How about beer and tequila mixed together??
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11. It's not the plumber's "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."


ohh that made me laugh so hard.
I started mine, but my music is too obscure, none of it is on the site...
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Funny! Did anyone else see the toilet paper for the products users bought when buying the rabbit? LOL


oh when I pulled it up it showed energy drinks instead
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For some reason, that reminds me of Charlie Chaplin.


it reminds me of bop it - an x rated bop it.
I have a massive problem stomach ulcers and mango smoothies with just mango, ice and water always feel good. Mangos are alkaline and help balance it out. Papaya is also good.

Also if you make a tea with any of the following: mugwort, parsley, ginger, gentian, calamus, centaury, cinnamon... stuff like that. I just suggest you don't mix all of them because that would taste pretty shitty.

As for nausea I find umi boshi oil works best with hot water.

I have a few others but those work best for upset stomachs/ acid reflux
Today when i finished diving I was talking to the people on the boat so they were looking straight at me. At the same time, I was taking off my wet suit, and i slid it past my waist my bikini bottom went with it. Leaving me with only my top on.
I seem to always be losing articles of clothing in front of large crowds.
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Young boys sign up and post questionable material, and it's Facebook's fault? I ask the question again: where were the parents?

probably too busy on their facebook accounts
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Rumor (rumour) had it Barry White had women orgasming to his voice.

I can make my voice go really low, and I've been known to sing, "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe" at karaoke.


My 14 year old brothers ringtone is a barry white song.
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I like whistle number 2. Is there not a poking sound out there anywhere?


I liked whistle 2 as well
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serendipity, cuz its pretty and its one of my favourite movies


Really? I hated that movie. I think That is the worst movie I have ever seen along with alien vs. predator.
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now ... what to wear while I cook?? lol


nothing!!
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Can I answer a question with a question? Why is it that when a woman see's a nice size pecker the first question is "How big is it?"


I don't think I have ever asked a guy that question...