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rxtales
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 35
0 miles · United Kingdom

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cook great food for a spouse not to eat.

Guys: Would you rather ejaculate crazy string or tobasco sauce?
Girls: Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or rent a porn movie and realize your parents were in it?


A Spring Which gets it's color from bacteria that grow around the water
I scored as Freddy Krueger.. i don't really know what he does, never seen the movie.
Your Welcome Ling!

I think this is my favorite (35) "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
Sweet Potato Pie - James Taylor and Ray Charles

What are you thinking?
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Fart a lot in the hot tub, huh Rocco?
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Funny...I dont remember anything like that.


Me either!