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rxtales
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 35
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I saw a couple of bugs in my noodles the other day and just flicked them out and kept eating. Just protein. But I am a vegetarian so thought I would let the little critters live.


Those are actually part of the ingredients Rx, you're in Thailand aren't you?


Yes only for a few days. Have to fly back to the UK in a week.

When I was in Bangkok I did try scorpion and crickets. Crispy and unexciting.
I saw a couple of bugs in my noodles the other day and just flicked them out and kept eating. Just protein. But I am a vegetarian so thought I would let the little critters live.
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Under the right circumstances, usually involving a little bit of pain and/or somebody slightly bigger than normal, then I can be a screamer. More often than not, and when I'm not cumming, I'm a loud breather/moaner.


me too. I get a bit embarrassed by how loud I can be at times, especially if my partner isn't making any noise.
I saw Avatar when it first came out. I was really disappointed by it. There was a big hype and it definitely didn't live up to my expectations. The story line is pretty predictable and has been done a hundred times before in both movies and books. I am into Sci fi/fantasy books and I can think of a few that have similar plot lines.

A few days ago I went to the see the special edition version. I really didn't see much difference then the original, but I was able to enjoy it more the second time round. I didn't expect anything of the plot. I really like the plants in it though. The trees are awesome to look at (I have a bit of a thing for trees).
Yay! I love spring. I think I need to go back to the Southern Hemisphere now!
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Put some maple syrup and some chocolate chips in it, and it will be perfect! Keep serving me until I turn into an immobile bovine!


Ew
1. What is your favourite word? Sizzle
2. What is your least favourite word? banana
3. What turns you on? Intelligence
4. What turns you off? Arrogance
5. What sound or noise do you love? Moaning
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Some body who can't play the violin playing the violin
7. What is your favourite curse word? Bum Fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Dive Instructor
9. What profession would you not like to do? Accountant
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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6. What sound or noise do you hate? there is a particular breed of people in the UK called chavs and they have a particular dialect which makes my brain ache
pronouncing words i.e. thick as fick


I wondered about this. There was a so called "chef" on tv recently called Jamie Oliver and he talks that way. Think=fink? Right? Made my head hurt too.


Jamie Oliver isn't a chav though, but yeah his accent can be a little annoying at times.

What is a chav?
My friend was telling me a story the other day about how he hooked up with a really hot girl. I am pretty sure there was some alcohol involved. He went to grab a condom, but she said "No, it's okay. I am on the pill." So he hoisted her up onto the kitchen counter and started fucking her. As he began to cum, she shouted "Be my baby daddy" and wrapped her legs around him so tightly that he wasn't able to pull out of her.

Turns out she wasn't on the pill
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I often wonder why I like extreme rough sex when I have such an abusive past. At first I felt bad when ever I would engage in rough sex, then I realised that I like it, so I should enjoy it. I still wonder what draws me to sex when it goes to the extreme, but it only matters that I do, not why.



why would you like rough sex? and I don't mean to disrespect
but it seems like the woman always gets hurt :\
I hate to see girls mistreated :\


It's not as though the girl is mistreated, there is a lot of respect involved in rough sex with someone you trust.
I have never dated an escort, but was sort of one myself. I worked at a fetish club. The boyfriend was my boss. He knew everything about what I did. It was never much of a problem, because we had amazing sex - often involving me telling him what I did with clients. Then again, we only dated for 5 weeks since he was pretty emotionally unstable.
I often wonder why I like extreme rough sex when I have such an abusive past. At first I felt bad when ever I would engage in rough sex, then I realised that I like it, so I should enjoy it. I still wonder what draws me to sex when it goes to the extreme, but it only matters that I do, not why.
I think an open relationship could work if you are on the same page.

My exhusband and I had one. We were obviously not on the same page. To me an open relationship was fucking other men to get myself off while he was working abroad in Africa. To him an open relationship meant getting engaged to another woman. But there are another hundred reasons why our marriage failed miserably.
I walked in on my ex boyfriend having sex with another man who I will call K. K was engaged to a woman who was pregnant and a friend of mine. My ex boyfriend informed me that they had been fucking each other for a while (even while we were together). K said that he was only staying in the engagement because of the baby and because he was unsure of his sexuality. I debated a very long time, but eventually blew the whistle. The woman had the right to know. Everyone was incredibly angry with me in the beginning, but eventually things were worked out. I think it would depend on the situation. If someone is breaking my trust and cheating on me, I would want to know.
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No, oral sex skills alone are not going to convince me.

If I'm not at least somewhat attracted to him, I'm not interested.

Yeah, I could probably just keep my eyes closed and imagine it was someone else, but that's pretty much what I do with my vibrators and sex-toys now.

For me, half the pleasure is in seeing someone that you're already hot for, in between your thighs, tonguing you into ecstasy.


Couldn't agree with this more.
Cornish Pasties came into my head when I first read the title... maybe I need some food.

But it has never occurred to me to need anything like that (the privacy pasties, not the cornish ones)
Interesting... I did this over a year ago, before I started travelling, and was definitely an INFJ.

Now am a ESFJ

You are:
slightly expressed extravert
slightly expressed sensing personality
moderately expressed feeling personality
slightly expressed judging personality
I have had a few people tell me they love me after knowing me for less than 24 hours. The above guy is one who I am now hiding from. He told me he is coming to visit me for a couple of weeks.
HIM: "Can we just not use a condom. I'll be careful and pull out?"

ME: "Have you been checked?"

HIM: "What?"

ME: "As in have you been checked for STDs?"

HIM: "What's an STD?" I am patient. English wasn't his first language.

ME: "A sexually transmitted disease."

HIM: "Hmm?"

ME: "Just keep the fucking condom on, or I am going to leave."
Hmmm... not sure about this one. Maybe if I happened to be nearby, but I like that no one really knows who I am....
her cat had squeezed into that tiny little jar.

Jane looked at her husband's naked body and ...
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What was the title of the story, and who was the author? Great Group
What category was it in?
Did you finish reading it? NO!
Would you recommend it to anyone else? no sorry
When was it first posted here? Sept 12 2007

Honestly, I did not get through the third paragraph. I have to admit I have a hard time understanding broken english i'm a 1oo% Canadian Baby, but found it nearly impossible to read it. I'm not sure how it made it through to get posted, maybe lush wasn't as strick back in 2007?!?!?!?!?


Liked one of the comments

"THIS IS TO THE EXTREME. IF THIS IS A TRUE STORY THEN ALL OF YOU WILL ROT IN HELL.AREN'T YOU ASHAMED TO CALL YOURSELVES CHRISTIANS? OUTRAGEOUS!!"
What was the title of the story, and who was the author? The Grudge Fuck by Spitfire

What category was it in? Reluctance

Did you finish reading it? Yes

If you finished reading it, did you like it? Yes I did quite like it, but was a little disappointed in the way it ended

Would you recommend it to anyone else? yes

When was it first posted here? Oct 01, 2008
I like men who talk since I can be a little bit quiet at times. There is such thing as talking TOO much though, especially if they don't have a lot of interesting things to say.