Politics? That whore sounds familiar.
I'll have a coffee on this,, ughh, Monday morning.
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scottob1234
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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Beffer should have her own advice column, probably even a talkshow.
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I have one but i dont really go on anymore. Once in a while because somebody wants me to see something that someone posted but rarely anymore.
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Quote by vanessa26
So at 3:00 AM My husband asks if I'd like some egg rolls
I decline and never pay attention again
Today at 3:30 pm I walk into the kitchen see the oven light on
I open the oven and find 5 very charred egg rolls
On a fucking ceramic plate ?
I don't know whether to be super angry or laugh
Laugh..
When i was young and single in my early 20's I used to live with 2 other guys. I came home one night at 2:30am, drunk, and threw some chicken in the oven as i was getting ready to make a 13 course meal. I passed out and was awoken to smoke and my roomies " Ok Colonel Sanders, What in the Fuck are you doing "
SO that nickname stuck for a while. Colonel Sanders.
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I guess I'll have a cup of that Coffee,
Not much going on here, just cold in the midwest.. I should probably take up a socially unacceptable drug habit to get me through winter.
I think I'll go google that and ponder my choices.
Hope you're all doing well, enjoy your day.
Not much going on here, just cold in the midwest.. I should probably take up a socially unacceptable drug habit to get me through winter.
I think I'll go google that and ponder my choices.
Hope you're all doing well, enjoy your day.
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My favorite part of the work day.. The End of it..
I'll have more scotch...
I'll have more scotch...
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Jens post is exactly why i make myself unapproachable.. Well unless I like you. I generally dont like management. So, they only ask me things that they think i wont say no too.
For example,
What would you say it is that you do here?
I'm a people person, I have people skills, can you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people..
I'll have the scotch...
For example,
What would you say it is that you do here?
I'm a people person, I have people skills, can you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people..
I'll have the scotch...
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I'll have a tea... Monday Morning Snow.. Hope you're all well.
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Well I can see y’all need to add reefer madness to
Your movie lists. Sinners
Double jack and anything above 10% IPA for me
Cheers
Your movie lists. Sinners
Double jack and anything above 10% IPA for me
Cheers
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Well I can see y’all need to add reefer madness to
Your movie lists. Sinners
Double jack and anything above 10% IPA for me
Cheers
Your movie lists. Sinners
Double jack and anything above 10% IPA for me
Cheers
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Quote by sprite
think we're gonna see that war movie this weekend. 1917.
for the record? why all the love for Missing Link? won the golden globes, got nominated for the oscars and frozen 2 didn't and, quite honestly? it's a pretty subpar animated feature. ALL of the other movies nominated for GGs were much better. stinks on ice.
I just spoke with Missing Link and it had the nicest things to say about you.
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Sorry about your cat V
I guess I'll have Boilmaker
I stole this poem from a beatnik bar in San Fran.. Rumplators, sweeeeet Rumplators, They stole my heart and my cat.
Hope everyone is enjoying their day or it brightens..
I guess I'll have Boilmaker
I stole this poem from a beatnik bar in San Fran.. Rumplators, sweeeeet Rumplators, They stole my heart and my cat.
Hope everyone is enjoying their day or it brightens..
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Morning everyone
( tries to think of something interesting to say, grabs tea )
( tries to think of something interesting to say, grabs tea )
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
I'll have a glass of wine while I figure out what to serve with the venison roast I'm cooking for dinner.
Cheers Everyone!
Venison Jerky anyone ? I have plenty you know... Couple more movie quotes I might fall in love.... stop it...
Hope everyone is enjoying their evening ... time to finish of the Witcher.... this is a hard one to follow but.. there was many sex scenes so..honestly who cares.
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Quote by noll
How can you be so sure about not having had an infection then?
There would be open source warts..
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Congrats Rumps, thats great news..
I'm home today, Goober Pyle has a hold of my truck man... Oh well. such is life... I really dont like working anyway,, or paying bills.
I guess I'll have some tea... Hope everyone enjoys their day
I'm home today, Goober Pyle has a hold of my truck man... Oh well. such is life... I really dont like working anyway,, or paying bills.
I guess I'll have some tea... Hope everyone enjoys their day
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Quote by Ping
Okay. I’ve vented. But you can still fuck off and I can still do this myself.
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Quote by fuzzy1954
Nothing about the NFL playoff games on Sunday???
hmmmmmmmmm I think my Kansas City Chiefs not only gave all a crazy game but also set a record
24 unanswered points (Texans) followed with 28 by the Chiefs all in the first half of the playoff game.....
The stadium was loud and rockin as the Chiefs held them to 7 points to close the complete melt down and Beat down of the Houston Texans
Final score 51 to 31 Chiefs
AFC title game vs Titans and yes, at Arrowhead
Interesting facts for your team there Carl.
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More Coffee Please.. Starting early seems to have an adverse affect on your energy level.
Place is being overrun with cats... Back to work I go
Place is being overrun with cats... Back to work I go
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Starting early today, 7am EST Usa,,, I would start singing Bob Segar songs but apparently I'm up "before" the Sun, so.. there's that
I guess I'll do some coffee this morning.. need the extra Jolt.
Hold the Cream please.
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I guess I'll do some coffee this morning.. need the extra Jolt.
Hold the Cream please.
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Congrats Tonya...
Sleepy Time tea for me..
I'll be be counting dinosaurs in no time..
Hope you're all doing well
Sleepy Time tea for me..
I'll be be counting dinosaurs in no time..
Hope you're all doing well
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
Isn't it way past your bedtime?
I can't sleep for various reasons. Maybe some NyQuil with ginger all chaser will knock me out.
I'm going to rummage around for some leftover donuts.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Cheers!
My Amazon book arrived and I got up in the middle of the night because i didn't want my wife to see me reading it
"How to Make Women orgasm for Dummies"
Started off talking about some dinosaur named clitoris , like seriously, how is a species thats been dead for a million years going to help me, and if i did know anything about cloning i watched Jurrasic Park , dinosaurs are dangerous, i doubt the Mrs would enjoy being eaten... I think these books are a scam.. I dont really get it..
anyway,, I guess I'll have some sleepy time tea... I'm confused. Chapter two, some scientist named Grafenburg , maybe he'll expain how to clone one of these dinosaurs,, sounds like a flawed plan though..
hope everyone is having a wonderful evening..
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Quote by Ping
Excellent Airplane-type reference. Multi-layered, current event coincidence, I suppose. Not. Well done. Lesley Neilsen was a good man and a great Canadian.
My son returned one of my Dilbert books to me yesterday. I think I'll leave it on the bar. Seems apropos. Stupidity and ignorance are co-dependent qualities of those that warm themselves in Confederate flags.
Shirley you can’t be serious