Innocent
Are you hung over this morning?
Distances covered by moon's light.
SOUP
She only USES penises.
I Have. To date I have not followed through.
Have you ever played golf on New Years Day?
Virtuous ideals rank as wonderful in my mind.
Fortunately the presents beneath the unfastened buttons were perfect.
He's aching from holding back.
NURSES
Never underestimate really sexy elevator shoes.
Here comes another great orgasm.
SISTER
Six Inches She Took Easily Received.
A cockney old wench from Soho
Who Santa called Ho-Ho-Ho
Done up in low-cut sweater
Daily masturbation relieves much of one's stress.
Yogurt - Berry flavored, please.
Standard or Daylight Savnigs Time?
Innocent
Have you ever gotten into it sexually with the bride or bridesmaid(s) at a wedding event?
Bright days are just ahead.