Quote by LYFBUZ
A knock on my door
And there was Ms Sprite
Sexy as hell
But high as a kite

Trick or treat!
She drunkenly shouted
Ignoring poor Lyf
As she suddenly pouted

She leaned to the left
Looking around
"Where's the damn chocolate,
Is there none to be found?"

She pushed through the door
Smacked Lyf in the beak
Her face lighting up
When she spied sexygeek

Remarkably fast
For a pixie so wasted
She grabbed my girl
And quickly tasted

"Asian spice!
My favourite", she cried
And she snatched her away
then ran off in the night

I stood there in shock
What a naughty trick
But at least she didn't find
My secret stash of Twix