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sexygeek
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United States

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Quote by LYFBUZ
I notice you picked a lime green background...I'm about to watch your ass turn red....


OK, I'll try to be nice today since I'm having my first cup of coffee.. I am looking at Mr Buzie's file.. His blue eyes, that naughty smile (heavy sigh).. and.. Fucking lime green speedo man! You are so lucky cos it's on private

Sorry Lyf, You have been replaced by this guy...I'm kidding! LOL
Right...I'm checking to make sure I don't have to call the Orkin man tomorrow..Your pic took care of my unwanted visitors.
Quote by LYFBUZ
and don't scorch my shirts either!


That's an ugly stripper... Find a better one..
Quote by LYFBUZ


You all need to try sexygeek's laundry methods....her clothes are always new and fresh looking.....


I tried to hired you as my houseboy...But then they deny your visa..So now I had to do my laundry..Can you feel my pain? Que horror!

Animal crackers in his tummy
Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop
Gosh, oh gee! but I have fun
Swallowing animals one by one

Quote by Poppet


We go together like Jax Teller and Motorcycles Just for you.

Jax and Wendy...
Stick and Pinata.. I'm the stick you are the Pinata..LOL

Shopping with your bestfriend be like...Eenie, meenie, miney, mo...
Well, Steve Jobs was awesome movie..I think.. Not because of Michael Fassbender... I can't wait to see the Force Awakens..