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shawnababy
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female
0 miles · Texas

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What kind of music do you listen to now that at 18 you never dreamed you would ever be interested in?
I love the combination of oral sex with a finger or two deep inside me.
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I drive the speed limit or slower so I do it a couple times a day for the fucking assholes that tailgate me. I slow down. If you're in that much of a hurry leave earlier asshole because I'll make your trip longer.

I've been known to get down to 35 on the freeway and the dick head stayed on my ass even though there were 2 lanes open for him to go around me. He flashed his lights, pulled out to go around. I just smiled broadly as I kept pace so he couldn't get back over and gave him the finger as he passed his off ramp. He was pounding on the dashboard as I just kept driving away.

I will express my displeasure and my wife will tell me I'm just dragging myself down to his level. I disagree and tell her I'm just using the only language they understand to tell them. I don't care if it's a man or woman. Get on my ass and get the finger and a real delay as I slow down. I have stopped my car too.

At 60 miles an hour your car travels 88 feet in "ONE" second. At 30 it's 44 feet. Most peoples reaction time to surprise is over one second so if you're closer than that you've just hit the car in front. If you do, you're as stupid as it gets.


If you look in your rearview mirror and there is a black BMW 545i behind you with a brunette driving then that's me giving you the finger.
Handsome well-endowed black men. I must give off a scent or vibe or something.
Coffee always. My fav is Seattles Best #5 dark roast. 2 equals and a dash of cinnamon vanilla cream
Prized Object

The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.

You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!

You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.
I have been a lifelong Cowboys fan, but I just can't take it anymore. I don't care about the NFL anymore. I much prefer college football so Go TX AGGIES.
Some things go together like Beer and Pizza, but Beer and Chocolate yuck.
So you are afraid to go naked on a nude beach because your dick is "TOO" big? Did I read that correctly?
I never turn the lights out to have sex. However if sex starts when the lights are already out then I am not going to turn the lights on.
I love dessert but I will just rank the pies for now

1. Coconut Cream.
2. Cherry Pie.
3. Apple Pie
4. Chocolate Pie
5. Cheese Cake, come on we all know it's really a pie
People care what the girls think.

People don't care what the guys think.
Hey if you want to wear women's panties go for it. I am not one to judge what a guy does. But stay away from my kidneys. Off Limits.
The longest average penis sizes are from the Congo in Africa. Heck I could have told you THAT.
I don't drink very much wine but if I do a good quality merlot or cab.
Damn you stole my cure. Yes Sprite really works. It will also calms your stomach. I take a decongestant and advil to help with the headache.
Cum in coffee? gross.

Breastmilk in coffee? Yummy. Of course I have tried that.
Killer Whale. Sleek and beautiful, intelligent, social and top of the food chain.