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silveranode
2 weeks ago
Bisexual Male, 80
0 miles · Brisbane

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All these 'Chicks With Dicks' that appear on various profiles.
Someone must have done some serious 'Photo Shop' work.
Pass.
But I know a few ladies that would take the greatest pleasure in the indulgence.
Brisbane, Australia.
Fine, sunny and according to Galileo 34degC.
(How many people understand the principle of a Galileo thermometer?)
When pure, unadulterated, bribery and corruption is required; I resort to Lubin's Nuit de Longchamps.
Perfection for the more mature ladies.
Lubin only use natural ingredients and it's well worth the expense.
Oh, and Christmas as well, why not !
ps. If you really have to dig yourself out of a hole, also add a dozen long stem roses.
Sometimes yes and sometimes no.
Nothing should ever be written in stone, except a head stone.

What's your favourite 'App', mine's the 'Off' button.
Oral, anal, vaginal, it matters not.
What ever induces a mind blowing orgasm in your partner is what it's all about.
To see their face screwed up and body curled into a ball to be held in a loving post coital embrace is what it's all about.
O.M.G.
Just imagine what the Disneyland Parades will look like.
Or will they have to re-schedule the Adult Version until after dark.
Memo To:- Hayley.
He's not a Psychopath, he's just got his act together and knows what's really important.
For a beautiful life, your best 'App' is the 'Off-Button'.
Then sit and really appreciate a quality cup of your favourite coffee.

When at home it's freshly brewed Drip-Filter.
On the road, I have a stainless steel plunger and all I need is hot water (just off the boil) to awaken the freshly ground beans.

A.T.M. on my second cup of God's Gift to the World.
There's no such thing as a 'Slut'.
Just a lady with a healthy sexual appetite.
Letting 'IT' all hang out, with no restrictions.
Diving in for that exhilarating moment when you experience that complete freedom.
No holds barred or should that be no holes barred!
I am all hot and sweaty, after a session in the garden.

Now for a long, hot shower and lots of body wash.


How to peel a 'Clit', then use my tongue, teeth and lips to drive her wild.