If a willing partner wishes to indulge in certain practices, just let me ensure that I'm exceptionally clean.
This goes both ways, as I thoroughly enjoy satisfying the ladies, by what ever means possible.
Over rated.
Decades ago, I gave up organised religions and Went Back To God ! !
I always ask the ladies first.
To a certain extent, their wish is my command.
Someone once suggested using an industrial mincer (for making ground beef).
Then feed to product to the inmates at the local piggery.
Yes.
More than once, he handed me a towel to clean up with.
She just stood there and watched.
Several decades ago, I indulged amateur/home grown.
These days I'm a bit too old and a bit too ugly.
Don't know about 'Dirty', but 'Explicit' works for me ! !
Barebacking is ultimately the most pleasurable.
I will only practice 'It' with trusted friends, with a proven history of personal hygiene.
There's hope for me yet ! !
On a recent visit to Dillards, I found that they're attempting to pervey 'Paisley Shirts'.
O.M.G. I thought they had died back in the Sixties ! !
To quote a friendly, local O.B.G.,
Long and thin goes right in
and helps to make the baby.
Short and fat fills the gap
and satisfies the lady.
Not everyone is the same shape and size.
Make the most of what's available
and get the girls to practice their kegals.
Yes.
English, Kiwi, American.
Some others, I'm not too sure about.
I would love to have a serious discussion with 'Liz' (up three).
B.T.D.T.
(Been There Done That).
As usual everyone went home with a smile on their face.
The latest movie was 'Rory's Way'.
Well worth the visit.
So many lessons in life.
The end result would probably be consigned to the Museum of Ancient History !
As a fellow Libran, I wonder if she too also has difficulties in making decisions.
Initially thoughts of a 'Quickie' springs to mind.
But then, after a serious perusal of her profile, something more enduring is contemplated.
Assuaging my early morning caffeine addiction.
Sure as hell have.
She knows who she is, and most importantly, what we're still both capable of performing.
I have no reason to doubt why she smiles all the time and why she licks her lips all the time.
I run out the front door, every morning, to get the local newspaper.
ps. I always shower nude.
It gives the Voyeur Shower Rose a thrill.
The lady in question is married.
As a matter of respect I will never invade the sanctity of their marriage vows.
My inane sense of humour.
The 'Sound of Silence' ! !
The radio and TV are turned off.
The house is quiet and all that can be heard is the sound of traffic on a distant motorway.