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Do you think we will make bail in time to rescue the groom ? ?
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silveranode
2 weeks ago
Bisexual Male, 80
0 miles · Brisbane
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Some one should get their act together.
It's not a bank holiday in Australia.
IT'S THE AUSTRALIA DAY WEEKEND.
GET IT RIGHT ! !
It's not a bank holiday in Australia.
IT'S THE AUSTRALIA DAY WEEKEND.
GET IT RIGHT ! !
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Yes.
Coffee (Poco Fundo), freshly brewed, first thing in the morning.
Would you like it served in bed, or will you join me at the breakfast table ? ?
Coffee (Poco Fundo), freshly brewed, first thing in the morning.
Would you like it served in bed, or will you join me at the breakfast table ? ?
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Daughter to Mother:
Mom. Can you get pregnant from Anal sex ? ?
Mother to Daughter:
Yes Dear, where do you think (please add from the list below) come from ! !
Politicians.
Paedophiles.
Police Officers (Especially the trigger-happy types).
And anything else you can think of that is apt.
Mom. Can you get pregnant from Anal sex ? ?
Mother to Daughter:
Yes Dear, where do you think (please add from the list below) come from ! !
Politicians.
Paedophiles.
Police Officers (Especially the trigger-happy types).
And anything else you can think of that is apt.
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My third cup of freshly brewed Breakfast coffee.
I give praise to the Gods of Caffeine, to start the day.
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Regrettably !! No ! ! !
Most of my willing partners live too far away.
Most of my willing partners live too far away.
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Sex ? Sex ? Sex ?
What's that some new sort of numeral ? ? ?
What's that some new sort of numeral ? ? ?
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And I always thought 'Swings' were found in the local playground ! ! !
I didn't know you could use them indoors ! !
I didn't know you could use them indoors ! !
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Don't forget the scones with strawberry jam and whipped cream.
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Now I know what happened to all my bespoke shirts that, just happened to go missing, at the laundry.
There's now a bevy of beauties displaying them on all their finery.
There's now a bevy of beauties displaying them on all their finery.
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Regardless of whether it's Men or Women.
It's always a turn-on to watch both indulging in self indulgence.
But where's the one of the lady indulging ? ? ?
It's always a turn-on to watch both indulging in self indulgence.
But where's the one of the lady indulging ? ? ?
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A Tayside Single Malt.
Maybe a Glenturret or Macallen.
Then spend a quiet hour or two discussing the merits of the distiller's art.
Maybe a Glenturret or Macallen.
Then spend a quiet hour or two discussing the merits of the distiller's art.
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Hi Kitty, have no fear, Ian is here.
Let the bad Karma flow out and let the good karma flow in and enrich.
If all else fails there is always bubbles
(Moet) (Moet). 
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Some days, if you want the job done properly, you have to do it yourself.
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All of the above.
The measured variable depends on the time of day and the level of coffee remaining in the pot.
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When you're on 'Top' of the world and you want to 'Bury The Bone', it doesn't matter where 'It' goes.
Just as long as 'It' disappears.
Just as long as 'It' disappears.
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Christmas ? ?
What's Christmas ? ?
Presents from my family ? ?
What presents from my family ? ?
All they could ever do was rip people off ! !
What's Christmas ? ?
Presents from my family ? ?
What presents from my family ? ?
All they could ever do was rip people off ! !
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Shererazade would have to be driving the 'Getaway' vehicle.
Nesrm is so staid.
Not much remains in the equation.
Nesrm is so staid.
Not much remains in the equation.
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All of the above.
Lights, Camera, Action.
Forget censorship and the Moral Majority.
Lights, Camera, Action.
Forget censorship and the Moral Majority.
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I realise that this situation has been done to death.
Just suck it up baby !
Just suck it up baby !
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It all depends on the motivation.
Hot bodies ! !
Hot stories ! !
Hot videos ! !
Hot bodies ! !
Hot stories ! !
Hot videos ! !
